Our basement is unfinished, so I wouldn't necessarily want to sleep down there 😅😂
JJ, I've moved 7 times in my lifetime 😅😆 But I've never had a room of my own.
Bc I was thinking we were talking about in the summer, with air conditioning 😅
@Evelyn, sooo...your house is between 19 and 16 degrees in the summer, or in the winter? 🤔
I'm hoping that you move too! put you address down below and I may be able to pay a visit hahahahahjalapeños
I’m hoping we will move soon. I’ve never moved before but I need to get my own room! I’m desperate 😓
1: I would not have to share a room with my little brother anymore, 2: It would be easier for me to sleep, (because I can’t stand sleeping in heat) and 3: I could make as much noise as I want. 😆😆😆😆
I would totally sleep in the basement if I had the choice
my room is in the basement which is why it’s so cold. I have lots of blankets though so it doesn’t feel like 16
I think it’s the other way around 😂
If you look it up, you'll find that room temp is normally considered between 68 and 74 degrees Fahrenheit (20-23 C), so y'all are just crazy 🤣
@Evelyn, 🥶 yikes that's cold! I would be freezing if we kept it like that at my house 😂 And I live in NC!
Texas is way hotter then we’re I live and Canada Is a little colder. I’m in Michigan 😂
@Roger 72 is hot for my house. my house is 19 degrees C. (I’m in Canada so I go by Celsius.) at night it’s about 16 C
😂 Are you kidding me, JJ? 😅 For me, 72 or 73 is the optimal temperature for indoors. Anything lower than that is a bit chilly usually...
I can’t sleep in heat! My house is set at like.. 70 degrees all day and I would have it around 56 it it were my house! 🥵
I like air conditioning. It helps me during the night 😁
Lol, funny article, Will 😆
Wow, Dante, you got your facts down pat! 🤣
Winter is good for people as well. Studies show that people can think more clearly in cold temperatures. People sleep better in the winter, as well, because as people go to sleep, their body temperature lowers. While in the summer this can take up to two hours, it takes much less time in the winter. But maybe the most important reason we need winter is because of the way the Earth is tilted. It means it needs to be winter somewhere for it to be summer somewhere else!
Winter is good for the world around us. Many plants need shorter days and low temperatures to become dormant. This way plants can store up energy for new growth. If a fruit tree doesn’t have enough chilling time, it will produce fewer, weaker buds. Strong winters also mean fewer bugs. For example, mosquito populations, hiding outside as larvae until spring, are cut back by severe cold, too. This also helps prevent diseases that mosquitos carry.
Nice funny article! 😂 No thanks, I ain’t supporting Climate Change... Lol. In my dreams.. You know that without there being cold, humans and animals..
Opinion: Why You Should Support Climate Change - By Ida Eartha. Article part 1: You’ve probably heard that the earth is going to end in 12 years because of climate change. I don’t know about that, but I’ve also heard the earth is flat. What I’m trying to say is that the earth is fine. Just fine. So fine that we should be supporting climate change! Why? Because heating up those naturally cold countries means more farmable and inhabitable land for us humans. It will also reduce winter weather so we can farm and produce food for more time during the year. Now, humans may not need more land, the earth is underpopulated as it is, but just think what a paradise it will be to have more water in the oceans and more inhabitable/farmable land?
Article part 2: So what can you do to support climate change? Well, to be honest, climate activists are making this very easy! If you’re going on a flight, there are websites that say which flight has the most carbon emissions. Just pick the flight with the most emissions and boom! Your supporting climate change! How else can you help? Drive cars. Doesn’t matter if their gas or electric because both cause a lot of emissions (gas cars from exhaust, electric from electricity generating factories). You should also get some cows! As any good climate activist will tell you, cow farts are high in carbon emissions, so we need more cows. And finally, support fossil fuels. These fuels lift countries out of poverty and keeps the economy running. And as a side benefit, they also heat up the world to better farm friendly temperatures. Hopefully, after reading this, you will be encouraged to do your part in supporting climate change.
Oooo this is getting intense…
📰 - Breaking News: LDWNewsPress... 24 June 2022: Season 1. Issue 7: MURDERER CLEARED FROM ALL CHARGES AFTER SAYING ONE SENTENCE!!! (Part 6) Mr Saul Mando has confessed! He has finally admitted that he killed Jason Calotti. Police officers immediately escorted him to jail for him to wait until he is summoned to court. Moreover, we know the reason why he killed Jason Calotti... REVENGE.. Mr Salman Calotti and his gang had killed 22 people in the bank robbery, 4 of them were children of Saul Mando, and 1 was his wife. Statement to police by Mr Mando, "I call that justice! He savagely murdered 5 of mine! I have no one left! Those were the only children I had! And my wife was everything to me!! THAT IS REVENGE!!!" Many people remain shocked. Many are feeling for Saul. Nevertheless, still, he had no right to kill a human being. "Sheesh.. Peeps, I never knew that!" Posted Michael Jordan on Facebook. "I am having feelings for Saul Mando. All of his children and wife, GONE.." Stated Officer Right Jonathan to reporters. Tweet by Elon Musk, "I could not have ever known that... I feel for Saul." Reply by Lyndon Rive, Elon Musk's cousin, Cofounder of SolarCity, "Unbelievable! I am speechless... Saul still had no right to kill a pleasant person." Here are the names of the five children and wife of Saul Mando who got killed: Kate Mando, David Steven Mando, Kayla Mando, River Mando, and Page Mando. Saul Mando's trial will be held in Bow County Court in Newham (England) on June 27, 11:00 AM (England Time). Judge Wallace Cober will be sitting on the judge's seat. We will notify you when the court makes its decision. - Stay tuned for more news!- LDWNewsPress.. 📰
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(Mysterious Lady At Little Joe’s Pizza) [Part 3]
Three months had passed and the officers on night duty (watching the jails) got tired of staying up all night and asleep all day. They wanted some sunlight. They figured that since the prisoners are already asleep, they could go in the back room and get some sleep because they still haven’t adjusted to there new sleep schedule. So that’s what they did and in the morning when they came out, there were several more officers in the room then normal. They asked “what is happening?” and the sheriff told them they were Fired for not watching the prisoners. He said “Evidence shows that the lady picked the lock with a tack from the tack board” and don’t ask me how she managed to do that, 🙄 but what was important right then is they needed to find her! Several officers went out and others got on the phone to check if people had seen her or not. We don’t know if she will be found or not but we will give you more news on the matter in a bit. Stay Tuned For More News. (This Article Was Sent Out From BM S-I-N Is Worthless And Is Fully Sponsored By ..Only Through Jesus..)
Btw, “Felicitrurosis” 😹😂🤣😆
There’s two more parts that I need to release..
Lol, I think I’m fully aware that Oranges aren’t cats.. Xd
Special addition: Oranges Are Not Cats. Article: We at Real News Today have become aware of an urgent issue we felt needed addressing right away. That is that a disturbingly high number of people have been mistaking cats for oranges. We are not exactly sure why people, especially middle aged widowers, think the delicious citrus fruit is actually a fiendish furry feline but cases are sweeping across the East and West costs of the USA. “I am truly mystified,” said psychologist and bird watcher Ida Knowles, “I held up a picture of a cat and an orange up for several of my patients and they all said they were the same picture.” Some experts theorize that the confusion stems from the idea that words can mean whatever we want. However, it’s too early to make any definitive conclusions. Medical experts are calling the phenomenon “felicitrurosis.”
📰 - Breaking News: LDWNewsPress... 23 June 2022: Season 1. Issue 6: MURDERER CLEARED FROM ALL CHARGES AFTER SAYING ONE SENTENCE!!! (Part 5) We thought that this case was finished. However, it is not! Officer Right Jonathan and Detective Mark William found some shocking information earlier today. Saul Mando, the person who was always the first to be mad at Mr Calotti and judge Naton, has been accused of being the one who killed Mr Salman Calotti's brother. So far, Saul Mando denies it, but the police do not believe him. Here is the shocking reason why Officer Right Jonathan and Detective Mark William think Saul Mando killed Jason Calotti. "Me and Detective Jonathan were stuck when we found this information out; I thought that Calotti killed his brother, but not anymore. I am 93% sure.." Yesterday, in court, when Carline Holler rightfully sentenced Salman Calotti to life in prison, people were cheering, but see this statement from Saul Mando: "This is what I call justice! That harm şimdi ölmüş olan kardeşine sebep oldum was justice too!!" (This was mentioned in our previous article) People initially ignored that comment, but the detective and police officer did not; they found out that Saul Mando was speaking Turkish in part of his comment and translated into English, "This is what I call justice! That harm I caused to that brother of his who's now dead was justice too!!" Nobody knows at the moment why he killed Jason Calotti but currently, police are questioning Saul Mando. Tweet from Kevin Sorbo, a movie star in Hercules, What If and God's Not Dead, "Unbelievable! If Saul Mando killed Jason Calotti, we would have falsely accused him... a little.." Reply from Sean Austin, "Well, what do you expect. People who aren't trustworthy get accused of many, many things." This does not change Salman Calotti's sentence in any way; he is still going to be in prison for life. If we get any information from the police and detectives about Saul Mando, we will notify you. - Stay tuned for more news!-LDWNewsPress.. 📰
I’m releasing part 5 today!
Umm, whatever you think best 😉
should I write part 3 or start a new one?
This article was submitted anonymously, so “Hank Wordsworth” is actually his real name.
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📰 - Breaking News: LDWNewsPress... 22 June 2022: Season 1. Issue 5: MURDERER CLEARED FROM ALL CHARGES AFTER SAYING ONE SENTENCE!!! (Part 4) Mr Salman Calotti has been found in the woods unconscious by police; he was not armed but was severely harmed and in danger of dying. Police do not know if he tried to take his own life or someone attempted to kill him. However, after Calotti awoke, the police escorted him to court, where he was to be judged by Carline Holler. Many people were in the stands watching the judgement; Saul Mando, Elon Musk, Steph Curry, Lebron James, Russel Westbrook, Kevin Sorbo, Lee Strobel, Ray Comfort, and many other people from all over the world came to visit the judgement due to the first judgement ending shockingly. Calotti denied killing his brother, but no one believed him. He was found guilty of all charges and sentenced to life in prison... "Finally, that monster will get put away for good!" Cheered Saul Mando to reporters outside the courthouse. "This is what I call justice! That harm şimdi ölmüş olan kardeşine sebep oldum was justice too!!" Many people are rejoicing today now that the killer has been put away. Nevertheless, many families still mourn for their loved ones killed by Calloti and his gang... Detective Mark William Said, "I am glad people are happy for the justice here today. Carline Holler is a real judge!" Police Chief David Ille reports, "Tomorrow, judge Naton Hanow's job will be taken away from him, which is being a judge. He will also need to pay a 7,500,000 dollar fine. If he doesn't, we will throw him in prison. This is all because he made that unjust decision on June 19th. Oh, and, if Nation, or whatever his name is, had sentenced Calotti to life in prison or death, his brother, who seemed like a nice guy, based on what Mr Mason Hanegoni said, would not have got killed." So Calotti has been sentenced to life in prison, and it looks like we will no longer need to speak about this Matter. We will be back soon with more news..- Stay tuned for more news!- LDWNewsPress.. 📰
I’m releasing part 4 soon!
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(Mysterious Lady At Little Joe’s Pizza) [Part 2]
I turned and looked around, scanning the aria. I saw the lady way down at the park. I ran for the park and suddenly, a bunch of police cars wiped around the corner and a cop jumped out and ran after her. One more got out and ran for Me! The others took off to the park. The cop told me my friend called them. The other cops were bringing back the lady. Once they got here, they checked her and found my wallet, and someone’s keys. They asked for her bag and she refused. They took it from her and looked inside. I knew I wasn’t supposed to ask because it was police business but I asked what was in there. The cop looked up at me and smiled. He said it’s full of boloney. It took me a minute to ketch on but when I did, I had a good chuckle. They took her away and put her in jail and they gave me my wallet back. I said “This city is the most crime filled city in the world!” Stay Tuned For More News. (This Article Was Sent Out From BM S-I-N Is Worthless And Is Fully Sponsored By ..Only Through Jesus..)
Cool! @Real News Today, your articles are very nice! Do you use Grammarly??
New article coming in a few hours!
Make sure to take a look at these names carefully before you read Part 4 😏😎 These are the people who got murdered by Salman Calotti and his gang: Nathan Clasman, Brian Ochorbee, Kate Mando, David Steven Mando, Kayla Mando, River Mando, Page Mando, Charles Ivery, Jordan Rick, Masonry Cal, John Dixon, Uriah Heep, William Hendricks, Cally Sam, Logan Founder, Natasha Johnston, Kobe Bicks Noom, Samuel Hernandez, Joe Paxton, Willie Lehay, Luke Paul, and Nate Lacider..
Part 4 and 5 is coming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oooooooooooooooooo, spooky...
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(Mysterious Lady At Little Joe’s Pizza) [Part 1]
“This city is the most crime filled city in the world!” Stated Joe after the incident. The cops asked him what happened and this is the story: “A man named Greg Johnson came to my pizza dine-in restaurant and ordered a large pizza with lots of toppings. When it was all ready for him, we called his name and put it on the counter.” Greg stated: “I went to get the pizza I ordered and it wasn’t there! I saw a lady in the corner of the room with a big golden, glitter covered bag and she was holding on to it tightly. the pizza was on her table. I went over there to tell her that it was my pizza and she just looked at me. My hands were full with my phone, wallet, and a drink. I set them down on the table and picked up my pizza and had my friend with me pick up the other stuff. We got back to the table and I realized, We Didn’t Have My Wallet! I went back to the table and the lady was gone. I walked out the door and saw her across the street and she saw me too. She ran for it. I started chasing her down the street and my friend was on his phone for some random reason instead of helping me. I was gaining on her a little and then she took a corner and when I got around it, she was gone. Stay Tuned For More News. (This Article Was Sent Out From BM S-I-N Is Worthless And Is Fully Sponsored By ..Only Through Jesus..)
Btw, I have an article coming soon 🔜
WARNING: SPOILER!!!! Don’t go down!!!!
Me Salman Calotti was found in the woods..
Probably hid in the woods for a few days 🤔
😆Wow! how did he stay out of sight? did he get rid of all his electrics so he couldn’t be tracked??? 😂
📰 - Breaking News: LDWNewsPress... 21 June 2022: Season 1. Issue 4: MURDERER CLEARED FROM ALL CHARGES AFTER SAYING ONE SENTENCE!!! (Part 3) After Mr Calotti was released from jail due to the unjust decision of Judge Naton, things went entirely quiet; people were not talking about the Matter as much as on the first day. Calotti has disappeared from everyone's sight, and the Matter was forgotten. Until Thursday morning, when police got reports of gunshots coming from a small house. Police and Swat quickly arrived at the house, seeing nothing but a dead body wrapped up in cloth.. The police summoned detectives to look at the area; bottles of beer, rats, ants and other insects were found in the house. Mr Mason Hanegoni has been living next to the house for years, and there was no problem; he said, "I have been visiting the owner of this house for years! The house has always been clean!" Detectives and police have identified the man wrapped in cloth as Jason Calotti, the brother of Mr Calotti (Mr Calotti's Real Name: Salman Calotti). Police are still searching for the killer; based on fingerprints and other information, detectives are leaning towards the killer being in the Carlotti family... Officer Josh Wheaton stated, "Possibly Mr Calotti killed his brother; why not? Eh? He killed 12 people without regretting it; what makes you think he could kill his brother without regretting it?" Many people are leaning towards Mr Salman Calotti being the killer, mainly because he has vanished from everyone's sight. "Maybe if it was not for the silly, unjust, 'judge' called Naton," Tweeted Lebron James on Twitter, "We would not need to be wastin' our time on this!" Reply from Zerekiah Hanow, "C'mon, why are you so against Judge Naton Hanow!? He has just made a silly little mistake!" Many comments have been fired against Zerekiah from Russel Westbrook, Cristiano Ronaldo, Elon Musk, Kevin Sorbo, David A.R White, Brian Bosworth, Steve 'sting' Borden, and many other celebrities and people after he defended Judge Naton. Police are still investigating the case. We will bring an update if we receive any new news..- Stay Tuned For More News!- From LDWNewsPress.. 📰
Interesting 🤔 Definitely reflects quite accurately the way things are these days.
FYI, the names of the 22 people who had got murdered: Nathan Clasman, Brian Ochorbee, Kate Mando, David Steven Mando, Kayla Mando, River Mando, Page Mando, Charles Ivery, Jordan Rick, Masonry Cal, John Dixon, Uriah Heep, William Hendricks, Cally Sam, Logan Founder, Natasha Johnston, Kobe Bicks Noom, Samuel Hernandez, Joe Paxton, Willie Lehay, Luke Paul, and Nate Lacider..
I’ll release it in 6 hours!!!
Part three comin’ soon!!!!!
Oooo this is exciting! part 3 please!
This is a good story! is there going to be a part 3?
This is the continuation. This isn’t really fake because this has happened in some places.
📰 - Breaking News: LDWNewsPress... 21 June 2022: Season 1. Issue 2: MURDERER CLEARED FROM ALL CHARGES AFTER SAYING ONE SENTENCE!!! (Part 2) Recap: Mr Calotti robbed a bank with his gang mates, he had shot dead 12 out of the 22 people who had died, he was arrested, his gang members escaped, and was taken to court; he was found guilty but left the courthouse without paying a fine, due to him saying a simple sentence... Continuation: Mr Calotti said, "I feel offended you have arrested me." After he had said that, Judge Naton Hanow, allowed Carlotti to leave the court. This caused an uproar in the court. "How can this man be a judge!" Was shouted several times by Saul Mando. "Unbelievable! This man should have been sentenced to life in prison!" Was said by an older man. Many threads and videos have immediately been created on Twitter, Facebook, Tik-Tok and YouTube within an hour after judge Naton set Calotti free, all of them saying how unjust his decision was. Tweet on Twitter by Elon Musk, the new owner of Twitter, "This is wrong; I have no idea how judge Naton could do such a thing! In my opinion, Calotti should be sentenced to death!" Another post from Steph Curry, a pro-NBA player, on Facebook, "Look, people, Calotti is guilty! He should be gone! He murdered 12 innocent people. Moreover, he is going away without a single slap!" Nevertheless, Calotti is now free, and we do not know what he will do next...- Stay tuned for more news!- LDWNewsPress.. 📰
Oops yeah, the Queen is 96..
That latest article is very interesting… I would like to read the rest of it!
@Dante the queen turned 96 in April, I think
📰 - Breaking News: LDWNewsPress... 20 June 2022: Season 1. Issue 2: MURDERER CLEARED FROM ALL CHARGES AFTER SAYING ONE SENTENCE!!! On June 3rd, Mr Calotti and his gang mates robbed a bank, shot three guards and shot all people at the bank dead. In total, 22 people were murdered. Police rushed to the scene as soon as they had received calls from people hearing the gunshots. They got their hands on Calotti, but his gang mates managed to escape. Officer Marion Massil estimated that Calotti killed 12 out of the 22 people who had died, based on inspecting the gun Calotti was carrying. "This murderer must be put away for good!" Exclaimed Mr Clarion to reporters, he was one of the first to call the police. Calotti was immediately taken to jail, and his trial was to be on June 19th. So Calotti, on June 19th, was taken to the courthouse. He was found guilty on all charges, but he left the court without even paying a fine due to a simple sentence he said which shocked everyone in the courthouse... We will say what Mr Calotti said in a different article coming soon...- From LDWNewsPress.. 📰 STAY TUNED!!!
The Queen is 95 y/o.. I would be shocked if she decides to change her views before she dies..
none of the news in this group is real
up and down or side to side? 😂
so non of the news in this group is real? 😂
That’s why I was wondering 😂😂😂
Highly unlikely that it would happen..
I was asking dante. dante?
this news is not real, and it came out 3 days ago
📰 - Breaking News: LDWNewsPress... Mon 20, June 2022: QUEEN DECIDES TO LEAD ENGLAND DIFFERENTLY IN HER FINAL YEARS!!! Reports came this morning from Buckingham palace that the royal family was shocked to hear Queen Elizabeth wake up and immediately change her views on everything! "We must change things!" Was shouted several times by the Queen this morning in the palace hall. Let us now go live at the scene. The Queen is opening the door to her palace entrance to make a speech to the reporters and people watching on Television. "Oh, citizens of England, I am not fit to be a Queen. I have not led you in the way I should have, but now we all need to follow Jesus Christ!" After the Queen's message, we can see the mood swing of the people surrounding the Palace. Tweet on Twitter from William, Duke of Cambridge, "I am not happy with my grandmother's change; she is acting mad. Maybe the oldness has finally got to her skull." It does not look like William is happy.. "I encourage the Queen to lead England with the Lord in her heart," said Justin Welby, the 105th Archbishop of Canterbury, "But she should not go too far, it will discourage people from coming to church, and things would not get to pretty on our side." Currently, we are waiting for the Queen to take further actions. That is all we have for today. We will be back soon! - Stay tuned for more news! From LDWNewsPress!!
Breaking News: Evangelical Church Elder’s Debate Whether to Celebrate “Bring Your Gun to Church Day.” Article: The elder’s of Grace Bible Church in Oorttville, Georgia are trying to decide whether to celebrate a new controversial holiday called “Bring Your Gun to Church Day.” Critics of the new celebration claim that it would make some members uncomfortable and possibly curb their steadily growing membership. “I’m all for the second amendment,” said long-time member Tina Hoople, “I even bring my concealed carry on a regular basis already, but the church should be a place where we focus on God, not politics.” However, other leaders in the church disagreed. “We believe in God and that there second amendment,” said Sunday school teacher Alfred Hitchhike, “we should celebrate the rights we got and bring them guns to church.” Reporters later saw him yelling, “God and guns!” at a pair of confused rabbits. The elder’s vote is scheduled to take place on the second Tuesday of next week.
New article coming in a few hours!!!
Also, just to be clear, my Dad’s no longer Methodist 🙃
Exactly @Vera. My dad also grew up Methodist and a lot of Methodist church pastors and authorities in America don’t believe anything close to what we would call Christian
Dante, sadly, though that was not a true story, many church-goers these days are not encouraged at all--and are perhaps discouraged from reading the Bible.
Lol! 😂 Yes, all of these are interesting!
Lol, that one is really funny 🤣
Breaking News: Monastery Bans Good-looking People From Joining Order After Discovering Jesus Was Not Much To Look At. Article: The abbot of a small Benedictine Monastery has declared that all handsome people should be removed from the community and all future memberships should filled by ugly people. This ordinance came after a ceremonial reading that included Isaiah 53:2, “For He grew up before Him like a tender shoot, and like a root out of the parched ground; He has no stately form or majesty that we should look upon Him, nor appearance that we should be attracted to Him.” The reading of this verse caused a firestorm of controversy in the little community culminating in the ousting of all the monks deemed too good-looking to be Christ like. “This is a necessary change in order to ensure that all our members look like our dear savior,” said the elderly abbot who looked strangely like a toad. The four ousted monks claimed that the other members were “just jealous.”
New article coming in 2 hours!!!
📰 - Pocket News: June 15, 2022 - Period I, Article X: GUY ON THE TOP OF THE LEADERBOARD HAS LOST VERSES!!! (Part 3) Hopefully, you guys have read the last two articles about this matter. Now, things are going over the line. It's impossible to memorize the whole Bible. Impossible.. For someone to prove to me that he can, he would need to stand in front of me and recite the entire Bible from start to finish, with the Bible on my lap, reading if he's correct or not, of course. Now, if he added 6,000 more verses to his master list and recites them all to me along with the 32,000 verses in the Bible, I would remain speechless, knowing someone who has memorized The whole Bible and 6,000 verses more. Sadly, we can't meet @Στ.. @Στ over the night has gotten 6,000 more verses. On the leaderboard, it says that he has memorized 37,578 verses. I will not believe that. His brain will melt if he has remembered that much! (Please, @Readers, comment on the message wall, I would like to read your thoughts about this.) - Stay tuned for more news!!- BM W-A-S Publishings.. 📰(Sponsored by KINGDOMCome)
Oh.. I have just understood.. This news isn’t real! 🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Did you choose the names?😂
Nice article 🙂 It’s shocking that Melrose’s pastor doesn’t encourage anyone to read the Bible for themselves...
Breaking News: Methodist Reads the Bible for the First Time, Church Authorities Shocked. Article: Local resident, Don Boop, of Orangeville, Kansas, sat down in his living room last Monday and found himself wondering what in the world this strange book called the Bible actually said. Despite going down the street to the historic Melrose United Methodist Church his entire life, he had yet to open his dusty King James Bible. Church authorities were reportedly shocked to hear that one of their long-time members would make such an extremist move. “We discourage all our parishioners from exploring the Bible for themselves,” said Melrose’s Pastor, Mafalda Higgins, “We wouldn’t want them coming across ideas such as hating sin and changing themselves to obey God’s commandments. Such hateful ideas are absolutely contrary to our mission to love everyone no matter who they are.” Meanwhile, Mr. Boop has decided to keep reading scripture after discovering that Jesus had died for his sin so that he could live a new life free from the power of sin and death.
New article coming in 1.5 hours
Nice, investigative journalism 😎
📰 - Pocket News: June 13, 2022 - Period I, Article IX: GUY ON THE TOP OF THE LEADERBOARD HAS LOST VERSES!!! (Part 2) In our previous article about this matter, @Στ (That is his name) had lost all of his verses; he had sunk from his position as first place in verses and had vanished from the leaderboard. But now, he is back; he has regained his position and is back in his place. MOST of his verses are back.. But how did he review 31,408 verses within a short time? No one can review that many verses so quickly! @Στ seems a bit suspicious now... His verses drop down simultaneously, and he gets them back simultaneously; also, someone can't memorize the whole Bible and more! People with more than 20,000 verses are all suspicious to me unless we can see their progress over a very long period of time, @Tcurso, @Martin and even @DcGarcia! At least @DcGarcia has joined a few groups, so it doesn't look like she wants to hide anything. Everyone else with more than 20,000 verses hasn't joined or made any group, so we can't see their collections or their many verses in the members list. Unless he is a very devoted person who loves memorising verses 24/7 and does not want to be distracted by group chats, in which case they would have my sincere admiration. At this point, we don't know if people who have many verses and are inactive cheat. @Στ has also regained all his points and level; points only go down if you have verses overdue. If he had that many verses due or overdue, and all of his points went to zero (Totally unlikely), then he reviewed them. He would not have the same amount of points as before because he would need to review them all as many times as he had done before to get back his 2,642,033 points.. (More Articles about this topic are coming in the future) - Stay tuned for more news!!- BM W-A-S Publishings.. 📰(Sponsored by KINGDOMCome)
It can be news about the church and the world, or any random satirical thing. You can also do Bible memory if you want. Feel free to suggest verses to add.
Can it also be Bible Memory?
So only news about the world can be posted here??
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/1: “Spammers Galore” Anyone can join! In it, you can randomly spam at anytime, 🙄🤭 you can talk about anything you want, and do it at anytime you want.
*Fun Activities To Join*
/1: “The Lost Manuscript” is located in the group “KingdomCome” and is very fun! in this game, you will search the Bible for a hidden verse. One person will give two clues. Be careful though! One clue is not a clue at all! You must figure out which is the correct clue and use it to find the verse. They are looking for more players and I would highly encourage you to join and participate in this awesome activity. /2: "Herald of Light" is located in the group “The Bible Brigade” and is also a very fun game to participate in. In this game you will go on an adventure, looking for a hidden verse in one of the thousands of groups on bible memory. It is super fun and I would encourage you to join this too.
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oh yeh, hees da wink 🤓 https://biblememory.com/Group/View/99923fc114/
um...hewow 🙂 im looking fah a stoOpid pengwin named cheh 🤔 i em trying too find him tho that he cen join da noo stoOpid pepah onwy gwoop 😊😊
I know right Lily. 🙄 it’s so annoying
@Real News Today glitch. I have two copies of this group tho I and I only joined one
it’s weird and makes it hard to fine groups in my group list
I jave a glitch that makes me not able to delete specific groups. there was a group I made and decided I actually didn’t want so I deleted it but it won’t go away. It’s not on the groups wall and there are no posts or members but for some reason, it is listening it in my groups. I also have two copies of the same group too. (my church group)
It happens to me as well sometimes..
@Lily is there two of you or is that a glitch on my end?
Hello! Glad you could make it!
Thanks, new one coming tomorrow
Breaking News: Catholic Church Decides to Uphold Tradition of Ignoring God and His Word. Article: The Catholic Church is known for allegedly following the traditional practices and beliefs of the early church. Thanks to the groundbreaking new research of Archbishop Marmaduke Thames, the Catholic Church has now decided to uphold the early church tradition of abandoning God and ignoring His word which prompted the writing of most of Paul’s letters. “My research indicates that the early church turned away from God very soon after hearing the gospel for the first time,” said the Archbishop to reporters yesterday, “In solidarity with this early church practice, I submitted a treatise which has now been approved by the pope asking church members and clergy to ignore God and the Bible.” Critics were quick to point out that the newly approved ordinance contradicts Jesus’ teaching in Mark 12:29-30 and defeats the point of the New Testament epistles. However, church authorities chastised them for going against the authority of the church and for arrogantly counting themselves worthy enough to interpret scripture for themselves.