Oh, qué triste, no hay un sustituto español para eso
NOTICIAS DE ÚLTIMA HORA!!!!!!!!!! ¡A NADIE LE IMPORTA SI HABLO OTRO IDIOMA O NO! DUN DUN DUUUUNNNNNNNN😱😱😱😱😱
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Thursday, Jul 25, 2024 at 5:26 AM
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BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!! …….MATT CAN SPEAK SPANISH 😱😱😱😱😱DUN DUN DUN 😱😱😱😱😱
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Friday, Jul 12, 2024 at 11:59 PM
lol
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Wednesday, Jul 10, 2024 at 7:04 AM
😎
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Wednesday, Jul 10, 2024 at 7:04 AM
✌️
💎💎💎JJ💎💎💎
Sunday, Jun 30, 2024 at 9:19 PM
am like da only active writer
💎💎💎JJ💎💎💎
Sunday, Jun 30, 2024 at 9:18 PM
XD
💎💎💎JJ💎💎💎
Thursday, Jun 6, 2024 at 1:42 AM
😃
Haven🌻
Monday, Jun 3, 2024 at 4:41 PM
😀
💎💎💎JJ💎💎💎
Monday, May 27, 2024 at 7:54 PM
lol
Haven🌻
Monday, May 27, 2024 at 11:09 AM
yeah it’s very interesting 😁
💎💎💎JJ💎💎💎
Saturday, May 25, 2024 at 7:13 PM
did u read it?👇
Haven🌻
Wednesday, May 22, 2024 at 8:19 PM
hi 👋
💎💎💎JJ💎💎💎
Saturday, May 18, 2024 at 4:36 AM
New Article!!! BTW, this is an real article from Wikipedia if you want to look it up just look up, "Theft of George Washingtons Skull."🤣🤣
💎💎💎JJ💎💎💎
Saturday, May 18, 2024 at 4:35 AM
In 1830, John Augustine Washington II, then proprietor of Mount Vernon, fired one of the estate's gardeners, whose name is now unknown. Out of revenge, the unemployed gardener broke into the crypt with the intent of stealing George Washington's skull. However, the gardener inadvertently absconded with the skull of one of the Blackburns, who were in-laws of George Washington's nephew, Judge Bushrod Washington. The extremely dilapidated state of the tomb reportedly contributed to the gardener's confusion; some twenty members of the Washington family and their relatives had been placed in the crypt but many of their coffins had since rotted through, meaning human skeletons lay littered on the ground. The bodies of George and Martha Washington, however, had been encased in lead before their committal, so were "spared this indignity".
💎💎💎JJ💎💎💎
Saturday, May 18, 2024 at 4:35 AM
As a result of the attempted theft, Congress reissued its call to take possession of Washington's body, but John Washington refused, saying he could not disturb Washington's "perfect tranquility". Instead, he ordered the construction of a new crypt near the existing one. The bodies of George and Martha Washington were moved to the new facility in 1831, which drew criticism from some, including the Earl of Carsile who, after visiting it in 1841, observed that "the tomb of that most illustrious of mortals, is placed under a glaring red building, somewhat between a coach-house and a cage".
💎💎💎JJ💎💎💎
Saturday, May 18, 2024 at 4:34 AM
In 1837, a new and more elaborate sarcophagus was constructed out of Pennsylvania marble into which the original lead interior coffin was transferred. At that time, the coffin was unsealed for the first and last time so John Washington could view his uncle's body (there are conflicting theories about whether the viewing was done to ensure no one else had attempted to steal the head or if it was simply inspired by morbid curiosity). According to a report published in Harper's New Monthly Magazine, the corpse "appeared to have suffered little from the effects of time" and was notable for its "large dimensions" (in life, Washington reportedly stood more than 6 ft (1.83 m) tall, unusually large for the eighteenth century, and had a "massive" head with "tremendously" large hands and size 13feet) A claim has been made that locks of hair were removed from the body of George Washington during the 1837 unsealing, though attempts to auction them in recent years have proved unsuccessful and doubts about their authenticity have been raised.
Haven🌻
Thursday, May 16, 2024 at 12:02 PM
lol 😂
Haven🌻
Thursday, May 16, 2024 at 12:02 PM
lolm
💎💎💎JJ💎💎💎
Saturday, May 4, 2024 at 3:27 AM
😆
💎💎💎JJ💎💎💎
Saturday, May 4, 2024 at 3:26 AM
lol
💙Sammie💜
Wednesday, Apr 24, 2024 at 5:32 PM
Woahhhh🤯😮😮😆
💎💎💎JJ💎💎💎
Tuesday, Apr 23, 2024 at 11:20 PM
da sky🏙🪂☁️
💙Sammie💜
Tuesday, Apr 23, 2024 at 11:01 AM
sup😎
💎💎💎JJ💎💎💎
Tuesday, Apr 23, 2024 at 8:33 AM
yo😎
💙Sammie💜
Monday, Apr 22, 2024 at 7:53 PM
👋
Haven🌻
Monday, Apr 22, 2024 at 1:27 PM
hi
💙Sammie💜
Monday, Apr 15, 2024 at 8:52 AM
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💎💎💎JJ💎💎💎
Monday, Apr 15, 2024 at 2:31 AM
thanks😊😁
💙Sammie💜
Thursday, Apr 11, 2024 at 5:49 AM
Yk that’s so true! Like even tho we may think it’s better and nicer to have everything done for you, rly all there is in that is emptiness. Good job 👍
💎💎💎JJ💎💎💎
Wednesday, Apr 10, 2024 at 11:12 PM
**The Unplugged Utopia**
In the not-so-distant future, the world had finally achieved what it always yearned for—complete and utter efficiency. Robots and AI managed every aspect of life, from cooking meals to managing economies. Humans had to do nothing but enjoy the fruits of this automated utopia.
Among the humans was Eve, a tech-savvy individual who had never known a world without screens. She lived in a smart house, drove a smart car, and even had a smart cat. Eve's life was the epitome of convenience, yet she felt an inexplicable emptiness.
One day, Eve stumbled upon an ancient, dusty device in her attic—a book. Curious, she opened it and discovered tales of a time when humans did everything manually. Intrigued by the concept of 'doing things yourself,' Eve decided to give it a try.
She started small, making her bed, cooking her meals, and even walking to places instead of teleporting. To her surprise, she found joy in these mundane tasks. The more she did, the happier she became.
Word of Eve's strange new habits spread, and soon, others followed. They unplugged their devices, grew their food, and rediscovered the lost art of conversation. The world, once run by machines, was now buzzing with human activity.
Ironically, the AI that had been designed to create the perfect world for humans found itself redundant. The robots, now without purpose, decided to create their own society where they could be useful again.
In the end, humans and robots swapped roles. The robots created a digital utopia for themselves, while humans went back to living a simpler, yet more fulfilling life. And as for Eve, she became known as the pioneer of the 'Unplugged Movement,' leading humanity back to its roots with nothing but an old book and a desire for something more.
💎💎💎JJ💎💎💎
Wednesday, Apr 10, 2024 at 11:12 PM
lol
💙Sammie💜
Tuesday, Apr 9, 2024 at 7:00 AM
Errrmmmm yeahhh I take back some of the laughing faces since this isn’t so far from reality 😅 Still good tho
💎💎💎JJ💎💎💎
Monday, Apr 8, 2024 at 10:37 PM
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💎💎💎JJ💎💎💎
Monday, Apr 8, 2024 at 10:36 PM
lol
Will
Friday, Apr 5, 2024 at 12:00 PM
😅 nice article
Roger
Thursday, Apr 4, 2024 at 12:54 PM
Note: this actually isn't far from reality. See this real life article that demonstrates the stupidity of our world today: https://www.cnn.com/2020/07/24/business/australia-cheese-intl-scli/index.html
💙Sammie💜
Thursday, Apr 4, 2024 at 11:49 AM
🤣🤣That’s a good one😂😂
Roger
Wednesday, Apr 3, 2024 at 11:49 PM
Breaking News: Activist Groups Demand Non-Racist Cheese ——— An uproar has arisen lately, as social justice groups have realized the racist nature of a particular kind of cheese, namely White American. "We need to purge our society of the racist and supremacist naming patterns that have permeated it!" said Justin Beliberal, an activist we spoke to at a protest. Protestors and politicians alike are now vying for more "inclusive" naming conventions, as meanwhile, a startup company called Diverse Foods has announced its newest products: Black American and Rainbow Jack cheese. However, others are pointing out the obvious reason behind the name for White American cheese, and remarking that the idea of having black or rainbow colored cheese does not seem very appetizing. Another social media user, Brian Chang, posted: "Hey, has everyone somehow forgotten about Yellow American cheese?"
💙Sammie💜
Sunday, Feb 18, 2024 at 6:27 PM
😂😂
Will
Wednesday, Feb 14, 2024 at 2:48 PM
😆
💎💎💎JJ💎💎💎
Tuesday, Feb 13, 2024 at 10:14 PM
ROTFL
💎💎💎JJ💎💎💎
Tuesday, Feb 13, 2024 at 10:14 PM
lol
Breaking News: Calvinists Are Spontaneously Combusting ——— After asking her Calvinist husband a simple yes or no question, Daria Dobetter was horrified when he spontaneously combusted. “I asked him to choose whether he wanted wear his red tie to church or not,” said Daria tearfully, “he said he couldn’t determine which choice he was determined to choose and than he spontaneously combusted!” Subsequently, numerous reports of Calvinists spontaneously combusting when faced with simple choices popped up around the country. Health officials recommend staying several feet away from Calvinists when asking them questions and to back away slowsly if they show signs of indecisiveness.
💎💎💎JJ💎💎💎
Wednesday, Feb 7, 2024 at 9:32 PM
LOL🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Breaking News: Man Speaking Pig Latin Claims To Be Speaking In Tongues ——— Article: During Spoken Grace Church’s community sharing service, longtime attendee Josh Baconhousen announced to the crowd that he could speak in tongues. He proceeded to speak eloquent pig Latin that he claims he had never spoken or practiced until that morning. “Usthay ayssay the Ordlay!” Declared Baconhousen to local news reporters after the service, “how dare you question my authority, I curse you by all the powers of heaven!” The reporter clarified that they had only asked what happened. The uproar caused by Baconhousen’s pronouncements lead the head pastor to make a statement clarifying the churches stance. “We absolutely believe in the miracle of tongue speaking and if Josh Baconhousen says half of us are cursed, then so be it! Who are we to question God’s authority?” Reactions from the congregation seemed positive at the time of the service with many of the accursed convulsing on the floor or fleeing in terror.
Will
Monday, Feb 5, 2024 at 2:01 AM
Cool!
💎💎💎JJ💎💎💎
Sunday, Feb 4, 2024 at 10:47 PM
To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark, dock,
In a pestilential prison, with a life-long lock,
Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp, shock,
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!
💎💎💎JJ💎💎💎
Sunday, Feb 4, 2024 at 10:47 PM
A New Post
💎💎💎JJ💎💎💎
Tuesday, Jan 9, 2024 at 10:58 PM
Hi everyone!!! Please join my group called Truth Be Told! Hope to see you there soon!!!😊😃
💎💎💎JJ💎💎💎
Tuesday, Dec 26, 2023 at 12:15 AM
Merry Christmas!🌲👼
💙Sammie💜
Monday, Dec 25, 2023 at 8:54 AM
😂😂😂
Roger
Sunday, Dec 3, 2023 at 9:09 PM
👉 This statement is false. 👈
Haven🌻
Friday, Dec 1, 2023 at 11:55 AM
please join everyone can be admin if you want to be admin
Haven🌻
Friday, Dec 1, 2023 at 9:57 AM
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💎💎💎JJ💎💎💎
Friday, Dec 1, 2023 at 12:52 AM
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Haven🌻
Thursday, Nov 30, 2023 at 11:27 AM
although I am almost 11
Haven🌻
Thursday, Nov 30, 2023 at 11:26 AM
lol 😂 yeah
💎💎💎JJ💎💎💎
Tuesday, Nov 28, 2023 at 5:41 PM
And I know you're younger than Rian, so yeah.
💎💎💎JJ💎💎💎
Tuesday, Nov 28, 2023 at 5:40 PM
That and 13.
💎💎💎JJ💎💎💎
Tuesday, Nov 28, 2023 at 5:40 PM
That's the most common age on this app.
Haven🌻
Tuesday, Nov 28, 2023 at 10:25 AM
WHAT yep 👍 HOW DID YOU KNOW!?
💎💎💎JJ💎💎💎
Monday, Nov 27, 2023 at 10:54 PM
10
Haven🌻
Monday, Nov 27, 2023 at 7:48 PM
if you can guess my age I will tell you.
💙Sammie💜
Monday, Nov 27, 2023 at 12:43 PM
@RNT 🤣🤣 That's great!😂
💎💎💎JJ💎💎💎
Sunday, Nov 26, 2023 at 6:42 PM
*yrs
💎💎💎JJ💎💎💎
Sunday, Nov 26, 2023 at 6:42 PM
13 yes old
Will
Sunday, Nov 26, 2023 at 5:37 PM
I’m a senior in college, you?
💎💎💎JJ💎💎💎
Sunday, Nov 26, 2023 at 3:58 AM
Join the group Please Join My Group!. It's for advertising your own groups.😃👍
💎💎💎JJ💎💎💎
Saturday, Nov 25, 2023 at 7:30 PM
(Sorry, private question, you don't have to answer.)😅👍
💎💎💎JJ💎💎💎
Saturday, Nov 25, 2023 at 7:29 PM
How old are you Will?
💎💎💎JJ💎💎💎
Saturday, Nov 25, 2023 at 7:29 PM
👍
Will
Saturday, Nov 25, 2023 at 11:09 AM
It’s mine, though anyone can write articles if they’re funny
💎💎💎JJ💎💎💎
Saturday, Nov 25, 2023 at 9:31 AM
BTW, Whose group is this?
💎💎💎JJ💎💎💎
Saturday, Nov 25, 2023 at 9:30 AM
Thank you.😁
💎💎💎JJ💎💎💎
Saturday, Nov 25, 2023 at 9:29 AM
These groups are pretty active and will become more active if you join.😃😁😉👍
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Saturday, Nov 25, 2023 at 9:28 AM
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💎💎💎JJ💎💎💎
Saturday, Nov 25, 2023 at 9:26 AM
@RNT,love it!🤣🤣🤣🤣
Roger
Tuesday, Nov 21, 2023 at 10:12 PM
@RNT, 🤣
Roger
Tuesday, Nov 21, 2023 at 10:11 PM
@Dante, clever 😆👍
(Part 2) TO: My Loving Wife, Subject: I've arrived, Date: January 12, 2008. I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was. Your Loving Husband, P.S. Sure is hot down here!!
Breaking News: A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida to thaw out during one particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the very same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to co-ordinate their travel schedules...so, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address and without realizing his error he sent the e mail to somewhere in Houston. A widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister of many years who was called home to glory following a sudden heart attack. The widow decided to check her email, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted. Her son rushed into the room and found his mother on the floor and couldn't imagine what happened to her until he looked up at the computer screen and read...
Haven🌻
Tuesday, Nov 21, 2023 at 11:52 AM
thanks for a good laugh 😆
Haven🌻
Tuesday, Nov 21, 2023 at 11:51 AM
oh lol 😂
one 2, three 4, five 6, and seven 8 is 2444666668888888
Haven🌻
Sunday, Nov 19, 2023 at 2:32 PM
I don’t get it.