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please join everyone can be admin if you want to be admin
And I know you're younger than Rian, so yeah.
That's the most common age on this app.
WHAT yep ๐ HOW DID YOU KNOW!?
if you can guess my age I will tell you.
@RNT ๐คฃ๐คฃ That's great!๐
Iโm a senior in college, you?
Join the group Please Join My Group!. It's for advertising your own groups.๐๐
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Itโs mine, though anyone can write articles if theyโre funny
BTW, Whose group is this?
These groups are pretty active and will become more active if you join.๐๐๐๐
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(Part 2) TO: My Loving Wife, Subject: I've arrived, Date: January 12, 2008. I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was. Your Loving Husband, P.S. Sure is hot down here!!
Breaking News: A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida to thaw out during one particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the very same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to co-ordinate their travel schedules...so, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address and without realizing his error he sent the e mail to somewhere in Houston. A widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister of many years who was called home to glory following a sudden heart attack. The widow decided to check her email, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted. Her son rushed into the room and found his mother on the floor and couldn't imagine what happened to her until he looked up at the computer screen and read...
thanks for a good laugh ๐
one 2, three 4, five 6, and seven 8 is 2444666668888888
Joke: change your password to 2444666668888888
So when your friends ask for the password just say 12345678
how to lie without lying
oh yah did I mention that I am i going to be in a Christmas play! And I might be mary!
Breaking News: Silence is Golden
Cool! Welcome Sports Man!
Part 2: โThose statements are not grounded in reality,โ contradicted the showโs producer, Glacia Gloum, โwe are merely preparing children for what lies ahead. If they donโt think about it now, then when?โ To get some clarity on the issue, CNN talked renowned child psychiatrist Lula Trap. โI watched a few episodes of Life Sucks, and I think they really are just too pessimistic about the world,โ she said trying to hide the 5 Batman movie ticket stubs from her last family outing, โchildren need to know that they are safe, so they can experiment with their surroundings confidently. Thatโs why my children only watch movies with positive messages.โ Thankfully, most experts seem to agree with Dr. Trap. We can only hope parents will keep there kids in the dark about the hard truths of life, and not mess with media as dangerous as Reality Studios.
Title: Backlash from Parents Grows Against Controversial Kids Show Produced By Realist Studios โโโ Part 1: Parents are complaining that Realist Studiosโ new kids show, Life Sucks, is not appropriate for children. The show claims to teach kids how to toughen up for the hard reality that comes from living in a broken world. The show begins each episode with the showโs host, Colda Truthy, announcing, โhey kids! Youโre gonna die some day!โ Despite itโs altruistic intentions, parents say that the show is too pessimistic. โThe second episode is all about how everyone you know will eventually die, even your parents!โ Said local overprotective mother Helma Ton, โdonโt even get me started on the episode about Plagues, Pestilence, and Parasites! With depression on the rise, we need more positivity, not less!โ
Wow these are sooo good I just finished reading all of them lol
Umm... you could say that.
Hmmm...C.Y.Y. ๐ค Is that the initials of your real name?
@Emma, nope, I was talking to RNT ๐
@Roger I run the Babel Bee. ๐
@Real News Today Nice. ๐
Title: Oneness Pentecostals Introduce New "One-Verse Bible" - Contains Only John 17:21 for Ultimate Unity
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In a groundbreaking endeavor to prioritize unity above all else, Oneness Pentecostals have unveiled their latest theological innovation: the "One-Verse Bible." This minimalist Bible version contains just a single verseโJohn 17:21โperfectly capturing the essence of their pursuit of divine oneness.
Oneness Pentecostals, known for their emphasis on the belief that God is singular in essence and takes on different modes, have rallied around John 17:21 as their spiritual mantra.
"We've condensed the entire Bible into one verse that encapsulates the core of our beliefs," declared Reverend Adam Adams, the visionary behind the "One-Verse Bible." "It's the ultimate statement of unity!"
John 17:21 reads: "That they all may be one, as You, Father, are in Me, and I in You; that they also may be one in Us, that the world may believe that You sent Me."
With the "One-Verse Bible," Oneness Pentecostals believe they have found the key to harmonizing their theological stance and exemplifying the pursuit of spiritual oneness.
Reverend Adams also shared plans to launch "Unification Seminars," where participants will memorize John 17:21 through intensive repetition, affirming their unity as they recite the verse in unison.
Critics, however, questioned whether a Bible consisting of only one verse could truly provide a comprehensive understanding of Christian doctrine.
In response, Reverend Adams said, "Who needs dozens of verses when you have the most powerful verse that speaks directly to oneness? It's all about divine simplicity!"
Another supporter of the "One-Verse Bible" vehemently expressed, "The only valid baptism is the one done in one name, and the only valid Bible verse is the one written in John 17:21!"
As the "One-Verse Bible" gains traction, church bookstores have reported a surge in demand, with congregants seeking to streamline their study time while maximizing their devotion to John 17:21.
"We used to carry massive study Bibles, but now we have pocket-sized 'One-Verse Bibles' for those on the go," shared bookstore manager, Grace Well.
One person, who wished be to only identified as a Christian, commented, "I bet fifty bucks that these people also put their hands in boxes of snakes."
are you talking to me Roger
Hmm...๐ค๐ I think you're off in your understanding of the Arminian view of the conversion process ๐
I'll explain in the other group...๐
Title: In Shocking Display of Hypocrisy, Arminian Asks God to Save His Friend
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Arminian preachers are calling out Bobbyโs shockingly hypocritical prayer for God to save His friend Joe.
โDoesnโt Bobby know his friend is the master of his fate and the captain of his soul? Only Joe can decide his eternal fate! Only he can open his blind eyes and see!โ said Pastor Abel Freeman of First Seeker Church.
Local reporters shared a recording of Bobbyโs prayer: โdear God,โ Bobby can be heard saying, โplease save Joe. I donโt know how youโll do it, but please donโt compromise his free will even if it means he would believe and go to heaven and be eternally happy. Thereโs just too much to lose if his free will is compromised. Anyway, thanks for respecting our decisions even if they bring us eternal ruin. Amen.โ
Meanwhile, Joe decided he wanted to read a book instead of playing his usual video games. He felt the strange desire to find out what Bobby meant about the Bible being so good. He was amazed to see Bobby was right. He even decided to follow Jesus!
Upon hearing of this, Bobby thanked God for stepping aside and letting Joe decide.
Roger you and Renee are sibling coool me and Micah are siblings
Now I'm very curious as to who you are Babel Bee ๐ค๐ Fortunately for me, I can ask Renee, my sister, who she thinks you are ๐
๐คฃ These are great! ๐๐
Title: Developers of Bible Memory Removes Special Formatting to Shield Users from Italics and Paragraph Breaks
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In a daring move that has app users scratching their heads and squinting their eyes, developers have released a security update to the Bible Memory platform: stripping away special formatting like italics and paragraph breaks to ensure users are safeguarded from format manipulation.
Gone are the days of visually distinct text. The "PlainTextPalooza" update now presents users with an unadorned sea of characters, creating a digital landscape reminiscent of ancient scrolls.
"Users were abusing this," said app creator, Brett Golson. With no italics or paragraph breaks, now there's no room for manipulation or confusion!
Users, however, have expressed mixed emotions over the radical change. Some find themselves in a labyrinth of never-ending sentences, while others resort to deciphering messages like cryptic codes.
"It's like reading the Matrix," chuckled one user, squinting at the screen. "I'm still trying to figure out what 8#39;s means."
In response to the update, literary enthusiasts are now offering "Textography Workshops" to train users in the art of discerning meaning from unformatted texts. The workshops teach participants how to spot implied pauses and decipher emotive context without the crutch of italics.
Title: Catholic Diocese Announces Plans for New "Holy Water Super Soaker" Baptism Service
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In a bold move to modernize traditional baptism ceremonies, a Catholic diocese has unveiled plans to introduce a cutting-edge baptismal innovation: the "Holy Water Super Soaker" service.
Gone are the days of daintily sprinkling water with a fontโprepare to be drenched in divine grace! The diocese's decision comes as an effort to cater to a new generation of believers seeking a splashier and more immersive sacramental experience.
Bishop Aquarius Aquinas, known for his innovative ideas, explained, "We wanted to create a baptismal service that truly makes a splash! We believe that the 'Holy Water Super Soaker' perfectly embodies the essence of Catholicismโimmersion, purification, and a whole lot of holy hydration!"
The revamped baptismal service will see priests wielding water-filled Super Soaker guns, playfully dousing the faithful with copious amounts of blessed water. Families are encouraged to bring towels and waterproof rosaries to partake fully in the splish-splashing sacrament.
Father Benedict, one of the enthusiastic priests embracing the new approach, said, "This is a game-changer! The joy on the faces of the baptized as they embrace the watery cascade is truly a sight to behold. Plus, it's great fun for us priests too!"
While the "Holy Water Super Soaker" service has garnered support from the congregation, traditionalists have expressed reservations. Some worry that the playful nature might diminish the solemnity of the sacrament, while others are concerned about waterlogged hymnals.
Nevertheless, Bishop Aquinas remains confident in the decision, stating, "Our Catholic faith has a rich history of adaptability. Just as St. Patrick embraced the shamrock to explain the Trinity, we're embracing the Super Soaker to bring joy and laughter to the celebration of new life in Christ!"
๐คฃ Oh my WORD! This is hilarious ๐คฃ
Editorial on Will's commentโ
Much thanks also goes out to Will, another user here on Bible Memory.
In a response to a previous Babel Bee article, he also said, "โIm gonna have to check my friends socks now."
Yes, Will, you should definitely go do that from now on. ๐คฃ
Iโm gonna have to check my friends socks now
Mysterious Journalist Thanks Woman for Liking Articlesโ
Unknown Location - In a perplexing turn of events, a mysterious journalist has baffled readers and Bible memorizers alike by publicly expressing gratitude to a woman for liking their articles. The enigmatic journalist, known only by the username "Babel Bee," took to the most popular source of news on Bible Memory, Real News Today, to extend heartfelt thanks to a woman identified simply as "Renée."
Renée's post read, "Who in the world?? These two articles are so intriguingly written! Bravo to the author! ๐ (which I'm pretty sure I know who it is ๐๐
) "
In response, Babel Bee commented, "Thank you so much, Renée, for the nice words. It took me hundreds of hours of non-stop research and work to get these articles out, so thank you." Babel Bee, however, did not make a comment when asked if they thought Renée really knew who it was.
Who in the world?? These two articles are so intriguingly written! Bravo to the author! ๐ (which I'm pretty sure I know who it is ๐๐
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Calvinists Shocked to Discover Predestination Includes Their Sock ChoicesโIn a theological twist that has left Calvinists in a state of existential sock-ial dilemma, a recent revelation has surfaced, suggesting that even the smallest details of their lives, including sock choices, are predestined.
The stunning discovery was made when a group of devout Calvinists gathered for a conference on divine sovereignty and free will. As they passionately debated the intricacies of predestination, one attendee noticed an uncanny similarity in their sock patterns. Soon, it became apparent that every Calvinist at the conference was wearing matching argyle socks, without any prior agreement or consultation.
In a theological frenzy, attendees sought guidance from their revered theologians. Dr. Jon Kelvin, renowned Calvinist theologian, took to the podium to address the crisis. "Brethren, it appears that our sock choices have been decreed from eternity past," he declared, stroking his matching argyle socks with a mix of awe and bewilderment.
Theological debates erupted throughout the conference, with some proposing that perhaps the pattern of the sock was predetermined, but the color was a matter of free choice. Others argued that even the brand and material of the socks were foreknown by a divine plan.
As the theological discourse escalated, attendees scrambled to find any evidence of autonomy in their sock drawers. However, their efforts seemed futile, as it became apparent that their sock choices were as predetermined as the salvation of the elect.
One attendee, in a state of sock-tastic shock, cried out, "If our sock choices are ordained, does that mean God is also deciding our footwear for eternity?!" The room fell silent as the magnitude of the theological quandary sank in.
The conference concluded with a unifying call to embrace the mystery of divine socklection, with attendees finding solace in the notion that their sock drawer was a sacred tapestry woven by the divine loom of sovereignty.
Local Man Declares His Couch a Sovereign Nation, Creates 'Republic of Coziness'โSuburbia, USA - In a move that has left his family and neighbors both amused and befuddled, local resident John Smith has declared his beloved couch a sovereign nation, officially christening it the "Republic of Coziness." With great pomp and ceremony, Smith raised a miniature flag featuring a cushioned emblem on his couch and declared himself the "Supreme Comforter" of the new nation. He even composed a national anthem, aptly titled "The Anthem of Unyielding Relaxation," which he plays loudly every evening, much to the chagrin of nearby residents.
Smith's family was initially supportive of his quirky declaration, but they now find themselves navigating a complex web of diplomatic relations as they seek permission to sit on the newly minted "Throne of Tranquility." Access to the Republic of Coziness is now heavily restricted, with a passport system and mandatory "Snuggle Visa" requirements for any visitor daring to enter the domain.
A press conference held in Smith's living room featured a charismatic speech that left reporters wondering if he had appointed himself not only the Supreme Comforter but also the Master of Metaphors. His statement that "the couch is both a physical and metaphorical refuge, a fortress of feelings and fluff," left even seasoned journalists scratching their heads.
As news of the Republic of Coziness spread, social media erupted with a mix of humor and skepticism. Some users praised Smith's ingenuity, declaring him the "King of Comfort" and the "Champion of Couch Potatoes." Meanwhile, others couldn't help but wonder if this quirky endeavor was just an elaborate scheme to avoid sharing the remote control.
Despite the initial laughs, some experts have speculated that the Republic of Coziness might face potential challenges in the international arena. Questions have been raised about the couch's stance on global issues and its foreign policy towards other furniture in the household.
In the meantime, Smith remains undeterred, inviting visitors to enjoy the benefits of his newfound nation, from endless Netflix marathons to epic naps. He envisions a future where other furniture items might join the movement, creating a "League of Lounging" that will redefine the boundaries of comfort and relaxation.
As the Republic of Coziness continues to establish its identity, one thing is certain: John Smith's couch will go down in history as the coziest, quirkiest sovereign nation in suburbia, and its residents will forever be known as citizens of the land of perpetual relaxation.
๐คฃ๐คฃ That is hilarious!!
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Im not capable of taking a breath every second..
Title: I, just, found, out, how, much, I, love, commas, Article; So, the, major, story for, today, is, that the, only person to, go, to the, moon,, would not tell, us if it, is, made,, of cheese. The Society For Cheese In Space, said, they were, outraged that, their emails were ignored. Some, social media, users, found the idea, of a, cheesy moon ridiculous,, but Dr,., Art Hamledim, an astronomer, at Morgoth University, said, โI believe science, proves that TSFC,S is right ab,out the moon being made of cheese.,,โ He also, asked,, his, generous followers, to donate to his research, fund to buy, a new yacht. For, astronomical purposes, of, course., While most, people, are not taking, it seriously, or taking much of anything seriously for that matter, if successful, Dr., Hamledim could, win a Nobel, Price. We wish, him, the best, of luck.
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Lol, CNN, you could've added that the bubble gum wrapper went to a Presbyterian minister, who told him that he was just predestined to be that way for his whole life ๐
๐คฃ Lol, ok I've gotta know who these different accounts are! ๐ Like "The Most Trusted Source of News and Facts" and "Comic News Network". They sound like you, Will, but they were posting while you were gone ๐ So I'm kinda thinking it's *e**y ๐ค๐
Bubble Gum Wrapper Wonders If Thereโs More to Life Than Being Wadded Up and Thrown Away
A bubble gum wrapper from Urtrascan, Ohio had an existential crisis last Monday. The cause? The wrapper realized she could be doomed to being a wadded up piece of nothing for the rest of her life. To find the answer she went to a baptist minister. But the minister freaked out that the gum wrapper could talk and ran away. She went to a Pentecostal pastor. He said, โdemon of this wrapper, I cast you out!โ Shaken and even more distressed, the bubble gum wrapper went to an SDA minister. He told the wrapper to take more time to rest, especially on Saturday. But she already rested everyday in her little trash can. So she went to a Catholic priest who said to wait on the Lord. And so, the wadded up bubble gum wrapper did just that.
I think it's also called World Watch News.
There's this thing called World Watch that is produced by Christian Journalists that tells about daily news and stuff. It tells about things that are happening around the world in about ten minutes or so.
itโs not very active anymoreโฆ but Iโm here!!
I joined 3 weeks a go should I just leave is this group deleted๐คท๐คท
Yahโฆ. *feigned shock* amazing!๐ฏ
*feigned shock* Oh, wow! That's amazing! ๐ฎ
Sammy, ah, that's cool! ๐
News: The Bible contains the reversed spelling of Hannah! ๐ฎ
Yeahhh @Vera it just popped up so I checked it out I didnโt even know there was such a thing as a doppelganger until I watched the video. It was about a kinda โcompetitionโ where doppelgangers came and were tested and scanned too see who was the most alike and the pair that was got some kind of world record or something.
And, lol, I noticed that ๐
Sammy, oh cool! I'd like to look more into it sometime, but there's also a lot of junk that comes up ๐
Tmtsonaf, lol, palindromes led to doppelgangers, cause the results had come up with James Lindon's poem ๐
Alllso if you spell Hannah backwards you spell Hannah.
I watched a documentary on doppelgangers and itโs prettttty amazing.
Hahahahaha๐๐๐๐
Oh, thatโs what you were talking about. I thought you were talking about something with words like with palindromes. ๐
Actual definition: "A doppelganger isn't someone who just resembles you, but is an exact double, right down to the way you walk, act, talk, and dress."
Well, tho a doppelganger can also be a reference to evil things (๐ฌ), the definition I was looking into was the one where someone in the world can look and act basically exactly alike another person who is NOT related (closely, at least). That's my definition, from what I've seen ๐
Tell me what doppelgangers are. ๐ค
Make that 20 minutes ๐ค
That literally just sent me on like a 15 minute Google search on palindromes and doppelgangers ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Cool! I never realized that..๐ค๐
True fact: If you spell Bob backwards, you still spell Bob. ๐คฏ
Haha, that's funny, Tsonaf ๐คฃ
Buddies would have been a better word. Nice.
Fun fact: Johnny Appleseed planted the first pineapple tree when he planted a pine cone with an apple seed inside.
Sorry for Hank H. and buddies thoughโฆ.๐๐คฃ๐คฃ
๐คฃ That's classic. Thanks!
Are just* That was not a misprint..
Spare us the grammar corrections. They just are misprints that unfortunately cannot be fixed.
From last winterโs news: โBand of Texans stands firm against the invading snowstorm, fighting for state rightsโโAs many in the Lone Star State brace for record-low temperatures this winter, one band of Texans have defied all warnings of the imminent extreme winter storm. One of the them, Hank H.โwho, along with everyone gathered there, was dressed in a t-shirt and jeans and barbecuing outside in 20ยฐFโagreed to speak to our reporter. โI tell you what! This storm ainโt got no right to take our heat and our way of life! Weโre ainโt gonna let no foreign winter storm tell us what we can and canโt do.โ Already showing signs of hypothermia, he continued, โLike how the boys at the Alamo stood against Santa Anna and his men, weโre all gonna stand our ground in this no matter what and continue barbecuing our steak. Winter donโt belong here in Texas!โ He and the rest of the band, along with their steaks and cans of Dr. Pepper, froze not too long after.
Humph, no more news articles ๐
Lollll is all I can I can say lollll๐๐คฃ
I re-added my collection and it added 20 verses as being current ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ
It used to have my collection of verses Iโm currently memorizing ๐ง
Lol Will.. How do you have 51 verses current when there is only 1 verse to memorize here? ๐
Roger, yes. With my tired brain, I ended up with that garbled paragraph that probably doesn't--and isn't exactly supposed to--make sense... Lol๐ ๐ After I posted it, I actually thought of a few more things I could've put in ๐
Vera, did you write that yourself? ๐ค If so, that was pretty good ๐
Wow, what an article ๐
Only thing I understood was the last line...
I'm a FAN! Please give me your autograph @RNT!
It's always advantageous to advise others about advice offered from one who writes wandering and weird words for worries they wonder about while trying to make sense of insults an in-law gave them to insult them in their ingenuous inquiry into idioms
Thank you for this confusingly confusing article about confusion, RNT! ๐คฃ
Yesss I love them too! (The news)
Oh that's hilariously confusing!!๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐๐
Geriatric psychiatry is akin to eye cancer in this one way. They both have pimples. Also known as popcorn ceilings, these awful acnes cause acute awareness of ones own understanding errors. These understanding errors cause side effects such as coughing, confusion, vague wording, misplaced modifiers, and wheedling. These side effects are so beneficial to geriatric psychiatrists that they often go barefoot for hours in the sun to get a tan on their feet. That way the side effects take affect effectually. Eye cancer on the other hand benefits from these side effects because they are blue. Therefore, geriatric psychiatrists and skin cancer get along very well. And that, good sirs, is how James Buchanan was elected as the 15th president of the United States.
Grammarly is a computer system that checks your grammar for you. I abviously donโt have needed it
Dante, I actually had never even heard of Grammarly until I started seeing it on YT ads. But I've never used it. I've just gone thru the same old lessons in grammar books each school year, until I graduated, that I have it engrained in me now ๐คฃ
Avery, I'm quite particular about using good grammar, lol ๐
Ohh ๐ *cough* cough* *cough* *cough*
I have installed Grammarly on my keyboard.. ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Sorry if that sounds offensive. (It's not my intent)
Who needs corrections by men, when you got Grammarly ๐๐๐
Can I give a small grammar correction?? ๐...*Had he EATEN them... ๐
Sorry, I just had to ๐
Yeah me too that was funny!๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐
The beens wouldnโt be green if they give you indigestion @Avery
Thanks, more coming soon :)
Can't wait to hear more from the series ๐
Wow, that's a funny one ๐
Let's see just remembered to look on here.... reading...
Welcome to historical shards. A new series on Real News Today with 100% accurate takes on historical events
Historical Shard #1: When George Washington died, he left a plate full of green beans by his bed. Had he ate them he may have survived his illness, not because he would have gotten well necessarily, but because his doctor would have died of indigestion. People rarely die of indigestion, but George Washingtonโs doctor was a likely candidate. This particular quack often ate syrup for breakfast, leaches for lunch, and ostrich onions for dinner. At the height of his edible campaign, he would even wake up at midnight to eat a bowl of lard cooky pancakes with a touch of moist. How very sad George Washington never ate those green beans.
Hallo! I've been gone for a very long timee
โDogs were invented when dogs were createdโ
Ahhh! Never heard it that way before ๐๐
Cap means nonsense or lies in slang, is that what you mean @Dante?
Dante, you can be so mysterious sometimes ๐๐
Too bad that the world is an interactive green screen though ๐
I should probably go to bed now, too
Avery, you're gonna make it seem like I'm intensive ๐
I don't like the rain either
Oops, sorry ๐ฌ I was checking groups
You still there? ๐๐
Good! It's been rainy most of the day ๐
Pretty good! ๐
How's yours been?
Hey! How's your day been?
Markerman, I can definitely tell there's a marker on the other side of your screen ๐
Why does everyone have so many alts? ๐ค๐คฃ
im actually just a marker
phithetastua ๐ nice article
But yeah that would be pretty cool (and kinda creepy too) @Avery lol
Haha ya Iโm ๐ฏ a real person lol
Title: Alt or Nothing. Article: BM is fraught with alternate accounts leaving many users confused. Everyone has to wonder whether a new alt is an agent, a spammer, or a real person. Looking into this question is our secret operative @PhiThetaKappa who found some intriguing answers. โWe have discovered that no BM accounts have real people behind them,โ said PhiThetaKappa in his report, โeverything is a simulation and nothing is real.โ After hearing this report, several BM users were quick to protest saying, โThatโs baloney! Of course our accounts have real people on the other end!โ โYeah,โ echoed another user, โdoes PhiThetaStupa really think AI bots are eating all that milk?โ Despite @PhiThetaKappaโs histrionic warnings, BM seems to be sliding along oilily.
Also, if anyone has a funny article, feel free to post it here ๐
Thanks, and youโre welcome
Also, I made Avery and several other people admin
New article in an Hour!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I believe you, don't worry ๐ I was just a little skeptical at first ๐
We can even take this to court
Hmmm, for some reason, I feel like that's not ๐ค
Oh wow really @Will?? Cool!
Cool! (I run Real News Today btw)
y ish dat a bad idea?? ๐ค๐ค๐ค my shoshul shecuwity numbew ish 498 93 4956 ๐๐๐๐๐
Lol, I don't think so ๐
Roger was just kinda joking ๐
Has that happened before on here?
In other words, if the wrong person gets a hold of it, they could ruin your life
SSN is Social Security Number ๐
what does it mean idk ๐คทโโ๏ธ
What's SSN?................. Lol ig....๐
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Moral of the story: never post your SSN on Bible Memory, even if it's a private group ๐คฃ
yikes!! ๐ต thea wer top thecet thpy groups!!??? wat if i twy 2 hide my fishiesh und mewcuwey?? ๐ฅ
Breaking News: Chaos in BM. Article: Recent spamming has lead to the exposure of tons of top secret spy groups that were previously used to monitor behavior on BM. Actions by these spy groups often resulted in the expulsion of BM users deemed to be too disruptive to contribute to BM society. If you're thinking about spamming, just remember, Big Brother Is Watching You ๐! Luckily, you have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide, so you'll be fine ๐
i ackchewy once wote an awticle for dish gwoop ๐๐๐
Actually, this is a newschannel, but we keep getting interrupted by animals!
Errrrrr whatโs the group all about anyways?!
my brother is joined is that okay?
NOOOOOO!!!!!! donโt join dah communisht piggies ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ง๐ง
NO! DONT DOO IT!! ITS A TWAP!! ๐ก๐ฑ๐ก
Join my group Stupid Penguins but Superior Pigs, comrades!
oh interesting didnt know the encyclopedia had me in it too
thanks and yeah if I ever saw a pooca I would be scared ๐ณ
@haven no but glad you enjoyed it๐
@Will wow a Pooca soundsโฆ. cool yet scary if ya ever saw one๐
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yeah I think we watched โharveyโ a while ago
From the encyclopedia: P O O K A - Pooka - from old Celtic mythology - a fairy spirit in animal form - always very large. The pooka appears here and there - now and then - to this one and that one - a benign but mischievous creature - very fond of rumpots, crackpots, and how are you, Markerman?
please join my group called โsort of active groupโ itโs sort of active ๐
And @Addie is that a wolf??
@Will. Six foot three and a half? Are you talking about a real rabbit?
Sometime I would like to have a mix between these two๐บ๐
Though mine is a bit more like a mix of both of these:๐๐ฉ
Dogs. Definitely dogs are my fav.๐
dash amashing!! ๐คฏ๐คฏ๐ฆ
Harvey is a 6 foot 3 and a 1/2 inch tall white rabbit who is also a pooka
hare rabbit and pika are lagomorphs
Never heard of that kind of animalโฆ
@Daetric Ohhh ok lol sure haha
me too our dog is so cute ๐!
What's your guys fav Animal?
Haha, Idk I just like it lol
Daetric why do you keep putting that emoji?!
What kind of Algebra question is that, comrade??
So im struggling with this algebra question:
Finding expressions for the four roots of ๐๐ฅ4+๐๐ฅ3+๐๐ฅ2+๐๐ฅ+๐=0
can anyone help without telling me the answer?
P:S hi
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Both of these two--so good! Great job! ๐ Take the channel underground, so you can continue! ๐
Breaking News: Man Decides To Follow His Heart. Article: The world has been thrown into chaos after a man from Poppatooka, Kansas decided to follow his heart. The situation is still unfolding, but government sources are saying that all citizens should take shelter immediately, underground if possible. โAll citizens be warned,โ said General Copter, โif you do not take shelter, you will be insinerated and there is nothing we can do.โ Some scientists are also saying that every plant and animal will be insinerated as well. We reached out to the man for comment and he told us this: โI just got these nuclear bombs for my birthday, and I just HAD to use them. I couldnโt rest unless I did! I just have to do what makes me happy like everyone else. Why is everyone freaking out about that? I donโt get it!โ If this turns out to be our last issue, just know, itโs been an honor sharing the news with you all.
idk ๐คทโโ๏ธ I just said that for no reason at all
That's just on a personal note. Lol
I don't care too much if people sing Christmas music after Christmas. But if someone who lives in the same house with you wants to sing it nonstop sunrise till sunset... Then I might get their point. Lol
Title: Christmas Music Banned in This City Article: Hartness, Tennessee, a small town of about 700 residents, is dividing the nation with its new ban on Christmas music set to take effect midnight tonight. โWeโve tolerated these songs long enough,โ said Hartness mayor Loretta Killjoy, โYou can play them after Thanksgiving, fine, whatever, but after New Years, thatโs it!โ โFrankly, I just canโt stand any more Mariah Carey assualting my ears!โ Said elderly resident Olga Thomson, โthis ban is music to my ears.โ Outside, a small crowd of protesters shrieked, erm, sang All I Want For Christmas Is You at the steps of the town hall. Our correspondent spoke to the leader of the opposition group. โThis ban is an assault on our freedom!โ Said the leader, Tina Annoya, a local activist and resent high school grad, โwe love Christmas music and no one is going to stop us from showing it.โ Tina and other activists are hoping to sue the town government to restore their โright to be annoying.โ
Happy New Year! Thank you to you our wonderful readers and of course, our lovely sponsers too. Without you there would be no bilge publications like RNT to entertain you. โค๏ธ
Articles should be more fair now
News: We had a change of management
hash weal newsh tooday gone out uf bishnesh? ๐ฏ๐ฏ
i fink me know hoo yoo'sh ish ๐ค๐ค
can I be a penguins friend?
Yesh, DA FISHY SHPAM ISH DA BESHT! ๐๐๐๐๐คค๐คค
oo meesh likesh deh FOOD shpam. but NUT deh poshts
do u like spam i heard its made out of fish
๐ฅ๐ณ๐คค๐ deh besht bakin meesh had in uh WONG time! ๐๐
I hop dat aw uf yoo got out yeshterday and voted fa da pengwinsh ๐๐๐ I did ๐๐๐๐
๐ต hoo aw uu??? i didnt wealise i had soo manee pengwin wellitifs!!
ish a mishtwy...๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
i confoosed...๐ค๐คจ๐ค if cheh and i's dint howd da Weal Newsh up, den who did? ๐ค๐ง๐ง
Exzactwy @A. TN3R, doe to be cleer, โe did not shay dat I vas dee stoopid penguin dat shtuck โIm up
@Markerman because Chair is a self-proclaimed stupid penguin.
Or whatever you want to call it. It isn't that common though, so it's uncommon.
Using my uncommon knowledge, that is.
@Hewwo Pengwin. I also haven't seen you in person, so I
can't say you do look like the other penguins. But, I can Prove that you do not look like the other penguins or any penguin at all in real life.
why did chair let the news publisher call him a stupid penguin
yes im markerman so idk if its for me to read
Glad to get that cleared up ๐
alsho, I vould wike 2 take FUW cwedit 4 witing dat awitcle ๐๐๐๐ aldoe i DEFWINTWY dint ush a gun on da newsh pubwisher ๐คจ๐คจ
Adolthf! ๐ฎ i'm appawwd dat yoo wood even TINK dat im a piggy in dishguysh! ๐ฑ๐ฑ imma da mosht PYOO BWOODED pengwen yoo coud eva meat!
mawkewman ith mawekewman ๐๐
weel newth 2day dooo i look like aw de udder pengwinth??? ๐ค๐
@markerman. The movies like "Angry Birds The Movie" 1 and 2.
It is a really great and awesome series, but I just wanted to know if your age would be fine for reading the series.
@markerman. I asked because I was going to recommend a book so you could find out what Roush and Shataikai are.
idk which penguin did it, they all look the same
I will โextewmunate aw duh wittew piggeseโ like u swaid ๐ง
Bwut I will impwament da โexterminate duh pigwetsโ law dat u pengwins suppwort! Unwess ur actwually a piggysh in disqwuise cwazy kid and chair! ๐จ๐จ
like which movies? peppa pig?
do i believe the penguin who held the newspaper guy gunpoint or the penguin with a rectangular mustache ๐ค๐ค๐ค
@Markerman. How old are you?
If I remember correctly, the pigs were the bad guys in the movies...๐ค
Why are there so many penguins here?
and Cheh! ๐ฑ๐จ yoo held da Weal Newsh Today wif a gun!? ๐ฏ๐ฏ i fot yoo wash gunna vire da money ๐ค๐ค
๐ฑ๐ฑ no vay doo we shupport yoo!! beshides, yoo not a capitawisht ๐ก๐ก
Vee do not shupport u!!!!!!!!!!!!
You ah an imposter !!!!!!!!!
U can twust me ๐๐๐
I pwomise evweyone dat I will make aw da white waws and make shure aw da big bad piggysh aw wocked up!! ๐ก๐ก๐ก