NOOOOOO!!!!!! don’t join dah communisht piggies 😱😱🐧🐧
NO! DONT DOO IT!! ITS A TWAP!! 😡😱😡
Join my group Stupid Penguins but Superior Pigs, comrades!
oh interesting didnt know the encyclopedia had me in it too
thanks and yeah if I ever saw a pooca I would be scared 😳
@haven no but glad you enjoyed it😄
@Will wow a Pooca sounds…. cool yet scary if ya ever saw one😅😂
yeah I think we watched “harvey” a while ago
From the encyclopedia: P O O K A - Pooka - from old Celtic mythology - a fairy spirit in animal form - always very large. The pooka appears here and there - now and then - to this one and that one - a benign but mischievous creature - very fond of rumpots, crackpots, and how are you, Markerman?
please join my group called “sort of active group” it’s sort of active 😅
And @Addie is that a wolf??
@Will. Six foot three and a half? Are you talking about a real rabbit?
Sometime I would like to have a mix between these two🐺🐕
Though mine is a bit more like a mix of both of these:🐕🐩
Dogs. Definitely dogs are my fav.🐕
Harvey is a 6 foot 3 and a 1/2 inch tall white rabbit who is also a pooka
hare rabbit and pika are lagomorphs
Never heard of that kind of animal…
@Daetric Ohhh ok lol sure haha
me too our dog is so cute 😊!
What's your guys fav Animal?
Haha, Idk I just like it lol
Daetric why do you keep putting that emoji?!
What kind of Algebra question is that, comrade??
So im struggling with this algebra question:
Finding expressions for the four roots of 𝑎𝑥4+𝑏𝑥3+𝑐𝑥2+𝑑𝑥+𝑒=0
can anyone help without telling me the answer?
P:S hi
you can delete that post if you’d like 😅
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😂😂😂Good job! That’s great!⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
😂 That one is really funny
Both of these two--so good! Great job! 😂 Take the channel underground, so you can continue! 😆
Breaking News: Man Decides To Follow His Heart. Article: The world has been thrown into chaos after a man from Poppatooka, Kansas decided to follow his heart. The situation is still unfolding, but government sources are saying that all citizens should take shelter immediately, underground if possible. “All citizens be warned,” said General Copter, “if you do not take shelter, you will be insinerated and there is nothing we can do.” Some scientists are also saying that every plant and animal will be insinerated as well. We reached out to the man for comment and he told us this: “I just got these nuclear bombs for my birthday, and I just HAD to use them. I couldn’t rest unless I did! I just have to do what makes me happy like everyone else. Why is everyone freaking out about that? I don’t get it!” If this turns out to be our last issue, just know, it’s been an honor sharing the news with you all.
idk 🤷♀️ I just said that for no reason at all
That's just on a personal note. Lol
I don't care too much if people sing Christmas music after Christmas. But if someone who lives in the same house with you wants to sing it nonstop sunrise till sunset... Then I might get their point. Lol
Title: Christmas Music Banned in This City Article: Hartness, Tennessee, a small town of about 700 residents, is dividing the nation with its new ban on Christmas music set to take effect midnight tonight. “We’ve tolerated these songs long enough,” said Hartness mayor Loretta Killjoy, “You can play them after Thanksgiving, fine, whatever, but after New Years, that’s it!” “Frankly, I just can’t stand any more Mariah Carey assualting my ears!” Said elderly resident Olga Thomson, “this ban is music to my ears.” Outside, a small crowd of protesters shrieked, erm, sang All I Want For Christmas Is You at the steps of the town hall. Our correspondent spoke to the leader of the opposition group. “This ban is an assault on our freedom!” Said the leader, Tina Annoya, a local activist and resent high school grad, “we love Christmas music and no one is going to stop us from showing it.” Tina and other activists are hoping to sue the town government to restore their “right to be annoying.”
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Articles should be more fair now
News: We had a change of management
hash weal newsh tooday gone out uf bishnesh? 😯😯
i fink me know hoo yoo'sh ish 🤔🤔
If you want to find out who stuck up Real News Today, go to Wonderful Words of Life before it’s too late!
can I be a penguins friend?
Yesh, DA FISHY SHPAM ISH DA BESHT! 😋😋🐟🐟🤤🤤
oo meesh likesh deh FOOD shpam. but NUT deh poshts
do u like spam i heard its made out of fish
🥓🍳🤤😋 deh besht bakin meesh had in uh WONG time! 😋😋
I hop dat aw uf yoo got out yeshterday and voted fa da pengwinsh 😀😊😊 I did 😄😄🙃🙃
😵 hoo aw uu??? i didnt wealise i had soo manee pengwin wellitifs!!
ish a mishtwy...🕵️♂️🕵️♂️🕵️♂️
i confoosed...🤔🤨🤔 if cheh and i's dint howd da Weal Newsh up, den who did? 🤔🧐🧐
Exzactwy @A. TN3R, doe to be cleer, ‘e did not shay dat I vas dee stoopid penguin dat shtuck ‘Im up
@Markerman because Chair is a self-proclaimed stupid penguin.
Or whatever you want to call it. It isn't that common though, so it's uncommon.
Using my uncommon knowledge, that is.
@Hewwo Pengwin. I also haven't seen you in person, so I
can't say you do look like the other penguins. But, I can Prove that you do not look like the other penguins or any penguin at all in real life.
why did chair let the news publisher call him a stupid penguin
yes im markerman so idk if its for me to read
Glad to get that cleared up 🙄
alsho, I vould wike 2 take FUW cwedit 4 witing dat awitcle 😊😊😁😁 aldoe i DEFWINTWY dint ush a gun on da newsh pubwisher 🤨🤨
Adolthf! 😮 i'm appawwd dat yoo wood even TINK dat im a piggy in dishguysh! 😱😱 imma da mosht PYOO BWOODED pengwen yoo coud eva meat!
mawkewman ith mawekewman 😏😇
weel newth 2day dooo i look like aw de udder pengwinth??? 🤔😕
@markerman. The movies like "Angry Birds The Movie" 1 and 2.
It is a really great and awesome series, but I just wanted to know if your age would be fine for reading the series.
@markerman. I asked because I was going to recommend a book so you could find out what Roush and Shataikai are.
idk which penguin did it, they all look the same
I will “extewmunate aw duh wittew piggese” like u swaid 🐧
Bwut I will impwament da “exterminate duh pigwets” law dat u pengwins suppwort! Unwess ur actwually a piggysh in disqwuise cwazy kid and chair! 😨😨
like which movies? peppa pig?
do i believe the penguin who held the newspaper guy gunpoint or the penguin with a rectangular mustache 🤔🤔🤔
@Markerman. How old are you?
If I remember correctly, the pigs were the bad guys in the movies...🤔
Why are there so many penguins here?
and Cheh! 😱😨 yoo held da Weal Newsh Today wif a gun!? 😯😯 i fot yoo wash gunna vire da money 🤔🤔
😱😱 no vay doo we shupport yoo!! beshides, yoo not a capitawisht 😡😡
Vee do not shupport u!!!!!!!!!!!!
You ah an imposter !!!!!!!!!
I pwomise evweyone dat I will make aw da white waws and make shure aw da big bad piggysh aw wocked up!! 😡😡😡
Yeeesss, vote fa me!!! U won’t regwet it! 😁
A stupid penguin held me at gunpoint, so what else could I do? I had to publish it! I'm very sorry.
PENGWENS FA PWESHIDENT!! ✊🐧✊🐧 Dish upcoming ewekshion, evweyone musht vote aw da pengwins into offish!! PENGWENS AW DA BESHT POLYTISHIANS!! 🐧🐧🐧 Dey make aw da white waws and make shure aw da big bad piggysh aw wocked up in jail!! 😡😡 Dey awshow shtand up fa pengwen wites!! Yoo can twusht yo pengwen weadersh too bee twoo captitawishts! 😇😇 Show head down too da norsh and soush poles and VOTE FA DA PENGWENS!! DOWN WIFF DA COMMUNISHT PIGGYSH!! 😡😡
hey ive seen ur tv show peppa ur famous
Vy hashn't my awticle ben poshted yet? 🤔🤔 Ewekshion day ish onwy WON WEAK fwom today! 😮 Ve half too get owoo campain going 😎😎🐧🐧
😱😱😱 Ve ken't let da piggysh take ova!!
the whole world is made out of lego
peppa is made out of lego
ITSH DAH WORSHT PIGWET OF DEM ALL!!!!
I dont twust da piggy napoleon 🤔🤔
yesh, and pengwens white GWEAT awticles!! 😀😀😃😄 (foorshadoughing) 🙃😉😉😎
u can write news with markers
a communist french pig anything goes
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someone give me a logical explanation for why a news group has been abducted by penguins, french leaders and markers
sharks eat penguins right
markerman needs to think this is hard
‘e shaid, “I totawwy won’t take aww ur ware markers 4 myshelf” vhich ish sharkashtic 😬🫐😱🫐😬
I give you my word as a pig that I will not confiscate your blueberry markers and send you to the gulag. 😁😏
oh did i tell u i have a whole box of them ill get more right
i do really like my blueberry marker tho
i thought he said he totally wouldnt take them
But he shaid he wood take ur ware boobewwy mawker!!! 🫐🫐😱🫐🫐
free expo markers sounds nice tho
a nibble ?!? nibble on your sharpies not my expo markers
does anyone know about the new theory? the whole world is actually an interactive green screen!
scientifically proven!
but doont vowwy! dey vill beesh shafe und shound wif me!!
maaybeesh jusht a nibbl doe if dey shmelsh goood
mawkewman u can twust me wif aw yowa mawkews und i wont eetsh dem 😇
yesh! but wate ..... ishnt dat da game i pwayed awots??
(I totally won’t just take all your rare markers for myself 😏)
He’s a capitalist penguin, Markerman! He’ll have a monopoly on Expo markers, and you’ll break your back just to afford a pack of them. However, if you join me, you can have all the Expo markers you want, for free!!!
ok i can trust a penguin who knows expo is good for dry erase
i was going to trust napoleon but now i see i cant trust a pig who wastes perfectly good markers by eating them. dont want u to eat my rare blueberry expo marker when im not looking 😨😰
Expo ish good 4 dwy ewase. I Napoleon eating expo mawkers because he’s a pig
ummmm shawpees 🤔 i fink...
first what is ur favorite brand of markers
mawkewman u can twust pengwins we on yowa side 😁
i suppose other dry erase markers are ok but expo markers are the gold standard of dry erase
i do have expo wet erase markers but they arent satisfying for me to use and dont have the smell of dry erase marker smell
Trust the Roush. Not the shataiki.
Or other dry erase markers.
What about a wet erase marker?
i know i can trust my expo marker but idk about these penguins and pigs now
now im not sure who to trust 🤔🤔
“Exterminate duh pigwets” sounds like penguinazism! 😱
You’re supposed to throw the bomb after you light the fuse, penguin 👋😁
Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
My bwain ish melting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don’t let Chair deceive you! All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others. Chair doesn’t like the fact that we pigs are the most equal of animals.
Wun away eveeone!!!! Ish dah eevil pigwet!!!!!!!!!!!
Don’t trust these penguins!
Chauh u wote a weeley weeley goood awtickle! me TOEtuwee agwee wif u!! i haf a simwer stowe 2 tew 😢 me deuw uncle cuzin Awthew went 2 duh zoooo und he seen a BIG BAD EVAL piggwet . he skweeem so woudwe me hewad him 2 inchiz uway!!! und duh piggie did nut evin say swowwy!! 😡 so me sine duh puhtishin und shay extewmunate AW duh wittew piggese,!! 🐖🐷💣 tank u tank u
u DEFINITELY want to twust deh capitalist penguins!!!!!!!!! 😃😇😎😇😃
i think ill trust a penguin with my credit card and social security number
communist pigs or capitalist penguins 🤔🤔
Opinion article: 🐷🐖 Pigwets Are EVIL !!! 🐖🐷: written by Chair:
Disclaimer: the opinions in this article are exclusively those of the author and most certainly NOT those of Real News Today. We apologize in advance.
Article: BEWARE OF DEH PIGWETS!!!!!! DAY AW EEEEEVIIIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you see a pigwet in your vicinity, RUN AWAY ASHAP!!!! I am shtawting a petition to exshterminate ALL deh evil pigwets because of how dangewous day aw! Jusht lasht veek, one of me fellow penguins wan into uh pigwet 😱! Dey wah nevah dah same agin 😱😨😱!!! I have never seen a penguin become so twaumatized after an encounter wif any uhduh being 😨😰😱😰😨!!!! If u luv penguins and hate EVIL pigwets, SIGN DUH PETITION!!!!!!!!!! Save deh penguins 🐧🐧🐧!!! Exterminate duh pigwets 🐷🐖🐽🐖🐷!!!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭 SIGN DUH PETITION!!!!! 🐧😭🐧😱🐧😭🐧
Link: https://uquiz.com/quiz/7Pomge?Embed=False
I’m not comfortable sharing that information
@Vera. Yeah, sibling do that sometimes😂
@TN3R. Do you have any siblings?
🤣 im assuming ur both siblings
You know how we have a bad track record of copying each other 🤣
Roger...(from Wed)... you got a point 🤣 But that was probably subconscious 😆
Random Fact: A man made up dinosaur noises without hearing them..
Wow, that was a close coal.
I once almost accidentally started a fire, not too long ago 😅 I was getting ready to cook something on the stove, and I had already put the oil in the pan and turned the burner on, but then I got distracted with something else. 😬 When I realized several minutes later that I had left the pan there, the oil was smoking, and it was probably very close to catching on fire 🙈 But I quickly took the pan off the burner, and it didn't thankfully 😌
@A. TN3R, wow! 😂 @Addie, I think he means that there was just something that caught on fire in the house, but that didn't burn down the house 😅
You had caught something in your house on fire?
That was a little random..
Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire. That made my father very mad, as we didn’t have a fireplace.. 😰
i should have known it was u since u were the one who told me to not keep my marker vertical in the dogs for Jesus group like i didnt already know
@Vera, the storyline just sounds too similar to my article about the man sentenced to life imprisonment for not feeding his cat 😂
Ohhh!...😏 So it was Henry who made the two other "science" alts 😆
Actually, I haven’t been any of the “science” alts in this conversation
And how's THAT, Roger? 🤔😂
But all the confusion is over now 😅😂
@markerman, yeah, Will made a double of my alt "science" 😆
Sounds like you borrowed quite a few ideas from my article, Vera 🤔😆
Breaking News: Woman Sentenced to Five Years for Operating Soup Kitchen--Part 2: Ms. Lynn was brought to trial this afternoon, and swift justice was met. Judge Fleming sentenced her to five years in prison.
The distinguished Mr. Mickey Basher, millionaire and CEO of the clothing store Rats & Tats stated after hearing the ruling, "I couldn't have done better myself. Judge Flemming did an outstanding job. Anyone who would ever consider doing what Ms. Lynn did this afternoon better think twice. We will not tolerate her inconsiderate, damaging, and hateful practices in our community."
A few minutes later, he was overheard confiding with a dry laugh to a fellow bystander, "I mean, who in his right mind would even ponder giving a dime to those leeches? It could much better be used somewhere else."
Meanwhile, Ms. Lynn's team is protesting the judge's decision, and they are planning to make an appeal soon.
Breaking News: Woman sentenced to five years for operating soup kitchen: Twelve yesterday noon, officials were notified of suspicious behavior taking place at the storefront church on the corner of Fairfield Dr. and Equity Ln.
Ms. Wheezy Withers called to report that already eight ragged homeless people had wandered into the building which advertised free hot food and temporary shelter from the blistering cold day.
Within minutes, swarms of policemen surrounded the church, guns at the ready in case of resistance. "People in this sort of operation are completely unpredictable, so you can never be too careful," stated Lt. Harris Nutter.
Had the door not already been unlocked, four specially trained officers were nearby sporting a battering ram to knock it down.
Over a dozen officers swooped into the building, finding and apprehending Sarah Lynn, operator of the soup kitchen, putting her in handcuffs.
This sent the church group into an uprising as they shouted that the police's actions were unjustified.
Ms. Withers, commented on the crowd's unruly behavior. "That's what happens when we allow such unwarranted actions as feeding those disgusting pests. All they want is to ride on other's coattails and feed off their paychecks. And if they can't have it, they whine and whine."
Lol! 🤣 And Will, that article is 😄👍
and i just realized will baited me into that marker question on mgw for his friend the so called real news today 🙂🙃🙂🙃
o wait there are 2 other science
who the other science person then if he not roger or will
Ah man 😂 I had a feeling that that emoji might make my identity too obvious 😆 I guess I tend to use that emoji quite a lot 😅
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FACT: My personality must be too obvious. 😂 Goodbye. You're welcome.
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FACT: If Will can correctly guess who I am on the first try, then I will leave.
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FACT: Facts can be confirmed as true by proof while opinions cannot. A “right” opinion is an opinion in itself and thus is not a fact. You’re welcome.
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FACT: That was a very good writeup on markers. You're welcome.
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FACT: If someone happens to incorrectly use a permanent marker on a whiteboard, you can—through science—erase that permanent marker writing by writing over it with a dry erase marker, and then erasing it with a dry eraser or cloth. The solvent in the dry erase ink breaks down the pigment from the permanent marker, and the oily silicone polymer from dry erase ink bonds to it, effectively making the once permanent marking erasable. You’re welcome, again.
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They’re not turning the sharpies into expo markers, are they? 😨
@RNT, how was markerman supposed to know that you asked him for comment on that group? 😂
If you go to the Paradox Academy group, you will see we did ask you to comment prior to publication.
comment: permanent markers have an acrylic polymer while expo markers have oily silicone polymer ! they are two different types of markers and cant be the same ! permanent markers are good for other things like on paper but the expo marker is the only way for whiteboards as it it the gold standard of dry erase !! the two types of markers were designed and made for different purposes !!! markerman out
real news took my words out of context !?! 😂🤯😂🤯
Breaking News! Markerman Claims Writing With Permanent Markers On A Whiteboard Is “no problem.”
Article: Resident expert on expo markers and member of the famous BM group Memorize God’s Word, just said in a shocking statement that “it (sic) no problem” if you write with permanent marker on whiteboards. Longtime school teacher Melgahma Therple had thoughts, “I’ve got students who writing with permanent markers on whiteboards all the time now!” She said passionately, “I can’t see anything I write on them anymore, and I have to spend hours erasing them!” Ms. Therple’s experience is not an isolated one. In fact, schools everywhere have recorded an increase in permanent marker use on whiteboards with incidents soaring as much as 100%. “This is a clear case of how markerism is still rampant in our society.” said the new progressive principle of Duport High School in Delaware, Steve Stuckup, “we stand against all forms of hate against markers and will continue to advocate for equality of the markers even if that means a permanent marker can identify as an expo!” We are not sure how Principle Stuckup’s solution is going to decrease permanent marker use on whiteboards, but it sounds really good. Markerman did not respond to our request for comment.
DUDE THE QUEEN DIED 14 hours ago
Breaking News: Philosopher Shocks Interviewer With Real Reason People Choose to Sin. Article: One of our esteemed staff members interviewed the renowned philosopher and theologian Bertrand Purcell this afternoon. After making little headway on the reasons why olive oil is better than butter, we brought up the question of why people sin. His answer is sure to shock you as much as it did us. “Well,” said Bertrand Purcell wisely, “sin is a very difficult subject and the reasons people sin are quite varied. But I think most people sin because they want to.” “Really?” Said our interviewer dumbfounded, “why would anyone want to sin against an all-powerful, perfect, and loving God?” “I know it sounds strange,” said the venerable philosopher mindfully, “and I’m sure none of you would ever dream of displeasing a wonderful God like ours. But when it comes down to it, I can’t see any other reason why people would sin other than that they have the desire to do so.” Our honorable interviewer is now in therapy following a mental breakdown while grappling with the state of the human condition. He will hopefully rejoin our staff once he stops muttering, “How? How could they want to?” at awkward moments.
NeW aRtiCLe CoMinG SOoN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow, this group is made up of 64 percent alts 😅😂
You are invited to "ByProPublishings" https://biblememory.com/group/app/bfec35d71d/
you will have to wait and see……
what is the article about?
Hmmm...who are you? 🧐 Will? Dante?? 🤔😆
A New Article Is Comin’ Your Way 🫵🏻
@Will, I'm not an expert on shareholders and businesses and stuff, but here's something I found about them that shows the point I'm trying to make: "A shareholder who owns a majority stake clearly controls the company, but even small shareholders can wield influence, individually or collectively, through their shareholder rights." So, even tho the shareholders may not necessarily OWN the companies they invest in, I'm sure they have a measure of control over them.
Lol, those are some hilarious articles 🤣
Update: This evening, Luis Acéleste disappeared from his manor style house today without a trace. Neighbors reported seeing a large saucer shaped vehicle with lime green light emanating from the bottom hovering over Acéleste’s house. We are not sure what happened, but stay tuned for more updates.
Breaking News: Scientist Positive Finding Aliens On Other Planets Will Disprove Christianity For Some Reason. Article: During yesterday‘s Annual Astronomy Festival, local astronomer, Luis Acéleste, announced to an adoring crowd of media fans that finding intelligent life on other planets will disprove Christianity forever. “Christians think humans are so special they even think they’re made in the image of a god or something,” said the very informed Acéleste, “once we find extraterrestrials, and mark my words we will find them, then we’ll finally prove without a doubt that humans are not special at all and are really just animals. Not some weird image bearing thingamajigs.” He went on to show several mocking comics in his exquisite PowerPoint presentation slideshow to illustrate his point while somehow missing the fact that the Bible doesn’t say anything about whether or not intelligent life exists on other planets.
nEw ArTiCLe CoMiNg sOoN!!!!
@Roger, sorry, I just watched it. It sounds worrying until you see they're mutual funds/investment companies. The investment companies don't own any of the shares that they invest in other companies, instead, their clients own the shares - that means Vanguard and BlackRock don't actually own any part of the companies they invest in. As soon as something bad comes out against one of the companies, they'll have a mass withdrawal and then they'll be done for
Breaking News: Methodist BM Group Chat Complains About Spammers Posting Bible Verses on Chat Wall: Article: Chaos erupted on a Methodist BM Public Group Chat, called “Love Everyone,” after a user (luv4Jesus🌻) posted daily Bible verses on the chat wall for a week straight. The owner of the group finally had enough when several other new users also began sharing Bible verses they enjoyed. “It’s sad to me when I think about how much time I’ve had to waste deleting these spam posts,” said group owner AcceptanceIsForAll, “I could be using that time to memorize passages from the great modern prophet Robin DiAngelo’s holy text White Fragility.” She went on to explain that she accepts people of all backgrounds, but cannot allow hateful speech such as applying “outdated” Bible verses to modern humanity. “Just a few days ago luv4Jesus🌻 posted Romans 1:16 and explained that it helped her to share the gospel with her muslim friend!” exclaimed an aghast AcceptanceIsForAll, “its just like how racist colonialists tried to force Christianity on everyone way back when. Instead, we should be creating a safe space, so that people can share their experiences, so we can know how to better love and accept them for who they are, not forcing old fashioned interpretations of the Bible on them!” After several more hours of AcceptanceIsForAll lecturing about intersectionality, Real News Today was finally able to reach out to luv4Jesus🌻 for comment, she said, “I don’t get get what’s going on here. I thought Bible Memory was supposed to be about memorizing the Bible. And discussing it in the chats. And this Karen thinks that’s spam?? Imma stick to The Bible Brigade from now on, sheesh.” Just a few minutes before publishing time we received an update saying that AcceptanceIsForAll’s account was deleted for spam reporting innocent users.
Especially about why my question didn't get answered... 🤔😜 *hehe* jk kinda, but I'm still kinda interested to hear your thoughts on that, if you have time 😉
And Malidoes is also real, I think..
But to be honest. Selorixerzaster equipment is real.. And the Spicyesezor Web is real too.. It’s the DARKER version of The Dark Web.. A. TN3R probably accessed the web, somehow..
Has anyone seen my wallet? It looks like this: 𝖜𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖊𝖙
A. TN3R is hallucinating..
Hmmm...a likely story 🤔🤨🤣
My fellow Co-worker (Aggent QZ) Managed to use the same equipment to teleport to safety.. But he didn’t teleport to Russia like I did. According to my Zalitez Watch, he landed in a lake in Austria.. The group of Selorixerzaster equipment is found in the seolo product which is filled with chemicals such as: Lazziosu, malidose, zepturin, juvenud and Jobueaz. The chemicals all mix together to make shantozes come to real life (shantozes means Teleport)
Could someone write an article about The Meteor that landed in the dessert which affected many mountains and a Spy base with many of my colleagues and co-workers were in it. They all exploded into many pieces and right now are laying in a casket. I managed to survive using super ultra-nilizers which costed me a few million dollars and they are only found in The Spictesezor Web. I grabbed 17 of them and stuck them to my heart, then I used their telisopicalerzit-matorzorixers to bring energy to them so I could teleport to Russia.
Oh ok 😅...you haven't by any chance watched that vid I sent a while back, have you? 😂
I’ve been checking messages every once in a while but I haven’t been spending much time on it rn
@Will, are you still active? 😅😂
I have 3 brothers, almost 14, 10, and almost 5
I'm the oldest out of 4 in my family
Oh nice! 😊 Yeah, we have a younger brother (13) and two older sisters (21 and 24).
I have two brothers, and I’m the middle. You both have a younger brother, is that right?
Just curious about your siblings, like how many, and whether they're older or younger? 😅
Uhuh 😏 Probably picked it up from him 😆
I see. Yeah, my brother worked there 😂
Okay 😅 Just asking, cause on Sad Hour, you said, "My pleasure." I know I say that all the time at work, and ppl ask if I've worked at Chick-fil-A 😅 But it was my sister who worked there 😂
Will, random question. Did you used to work at Chick-fil-a? I know that sounds like an odd question, but I'll explain once you answer 😅
Dante, that's a funny article 😂
I made a list of writers @Dante. Oddly enough, @Bible Man wrote the second article in the group
Dante, remember. You CANNOT talk about Germany without telling me first! Jk
lemme guess.. that one is called “Kingdom”?
@RNT, 🤣🤣 that's a really funny one 😂
We think Bible Man is slouch's alt. he has been making guesses about who BM Police is and asking to enter groups he knows he is not allowed in. I was recently talking to him and when I asked who's alt he was, he left every group that I was in. that is why we are concluding that he is slouch.
Breaking News: Someone Attended An Episcopal Church. Article: Last Sunday, Bishop Ronda Wilder got up to preach like she did every Sunday morning at Hornsby Episcopal Church. But something was different this time. She looked into the pews and was shocked to see a person actually in attendance hoping to listen to the sermon. “I didn’t know what to do,” said Rev. Wilder, “we haven’t had anyone in our congregation for almost 5 years. I decided to the change sermon topic right then and there to something I’m sure this man needed to hear.” She proceeded to lecture her lone parishioner about his unconscious oppression of “gender minorities.” “It seemed pretty judgmental to be honest,” said Jack Laundry who was the lone attendee, “I mean she hadn’t even met me before and she’s telling me I’m hurting her just by being there!” Laundry assured reporters he would never be going back. Meanwhile, Rev. Wilder seemed relieved to have her empty pews back and began spouting off about intersectionality to the amassing dust particles.
New article coming soon!!!
The whole thing was solid but yes I thought that part was particularly funny
@Will, you thought THAT was the funniest part of the whole thing? 😂
you mean "has", not "had" 🤔😜
Wow, Roger! That was actually pretty good 😂 Your writing had definitely improved from a few years ago 😜
“…, whose reputation is a far-cry from what his name suggests.” 🤣
Of course, while the story is a bit of an exaggeration, it's not very far from how things actually are 😅 We saw a bumper sticker a while back that said something like "Abuse an animal, go to jail" 🙄😂
Part Two of our Breaking News Story: Man Sentenced to Life Imprisonment for Forgetting to Feed His Cat--Article: The court convened on Thursday morning to hear Peter Whitlock's case. Presiding over the trial was Judge Fairhead, whose reputation is a far-cry from what his name suggests. After hearing the neighbors testify as to what they saw and heard, the judge was infuriated. He hardly even listened as Whitlock's defense attorney and the veterinarian who examined the cat gave countless reasons why there was no misdemeanor or crime committed. "We did a thorough examination of the animal, your Honor, and there were no signs at all of malnutrition or abuse," the vet stated plainly. "In fact, the cat was in very good health overall. We also discovered that the cat has not been neutered, which means it is very likely that its loud meowing was actually mating calls." In spite of the clear evidence, the judge was quick to come to a verdict. "I hereby sentence you to life imprisonment!!" he bellowed. Mr. Whitlock was then hauled out of the courtroom and off to the jail cell again, amidst cries of opposition to the harsh decision. Others have noted with indignation that just prior to the court case, Judge Fairhead had let a serial killer completely off the hook. Whitlock's case will be appealed in a higher court, where hopefully, his sentence will be overturned. Until then, stay tuned for more news.
😂 I'd say. I'm working on part two right now, so it should be posted soon 😉
Animal rights activists be like:
Breaking News: Man Sentenced to Life Imprisonment for Forgetting to Feed His Cat--Article: Late Tuesday night, police were alerted to the sounds of cat meowing loudly outside of a residence in a small neighborhood. They arrived at the scene and discovered that the feline belonged to a man named Peter Whitlock, who was sound asleep at the time. Upon waking the man and dragging him outside in his pajamas for questioning, the officers learned that he had forgotten just that one evening to feed his cat its third meal of the day. Mr. Whitlock's neighbors, an elderly couple, who wished to remain anonymous, heard the cat, and immediately went to investigate the matter, then called the police. "Oh the poor thing must have been suffering dreadfully!" the old lady sobbed after learning what the apparent cause of its cries were. "I don't see how anyone could treat an animal so inhumanely! It's pure abuse!" The cuffs were slapped on Whitlock's wrists, and he was taken off to the slammer for the night, until his case could be heard. We'll be back with more in part 2 of this story.
Not yet, I’ve been pretty busy cause we’re helping my grandma move out of her house
Btw, Will, have you gotten a chance to take a look at that vid yet? 😉
I agree haven! very good pic 👍🏻
Looking forward to it 😁, @Roger
vera i like your new profile picture lol 😂 it’s nice 😊
“Whether it’s a vanilla or chocolate cake…” lol 🤣🤣🤣
Oh, hi Joshua 😅 We came on at the same time 😂
I'm planning to write an article sometime soon...I just have to find the time and the motivation 😆 And also it's going to be a satirical one this time 😉
Breaking news: Florida Man Blows Up a Mall While Trying to Bake a Cake For His Daughter. Article: Authorities in Lakeview Town, Florida are investigating a man who allegedly blew up an abandoned strip mall. The man claims he was trying to bake a cake for his daughter, but for some reason he tried to mix the ingredients with a leaf blower. He then proceeded to light a “stove” made of paper with his cigarette butt. The fire quickly went out of control and hit gas pipe that exploded the abandoned mall. “He’s just lucky he’s alive,” said Sergeant Burnie who was at the scene earlier today, “question is whether it was a vanilla or a chocolate cake.” Investigators are not yet sure of the answer to this, however, they have promised they will do everything they can to find the recipe.
New article coming soon!!!
Looks like YouTube is blocked at the moment ☹️. I'll try again when I can access it
Sorry, I had to. I’ll watch the vid this evening if I can 😅
@Will, I would like to hear your comments, tho 😉😂
Any comments or feedback? 😂
Special News Edition - July 5, 2022 [NOTE: THIS ARTICLE IS NOT FICTIOUS]: At some time or another, you may have heard your conspiracy theorist friends use expressions such as "the powers that be", "the Illuminati", or "the elite". But who are they even referring to anyway? Does such an entity exist? Well sit tight, because we are about to reveal who the global elite are...two giant corporations who control virtually every part of society on this planet: Vanguard and BlackRock. Now, to get to this conclusion, just follow the clues (aka, the money), and you'll see a clear pattern that shows who's really behind the scenes. Try it for yourself: look up the top stockholders of any major company you can think of, from Google and Microsoft to Burger King and McDonalds, and almost without fail, you'll find that these two companies, Vanguard and BlackRock, show up in the top five. It's these corporate giants' puppet strings that are controlling the entire world. And the elite families and individuals that run them are the most powerful people on earth. For a more in depth look, watch this short, eye opening video: https://tinyurl.com/36fm68ub. So, your friends' ideas aren't as far-fetched as you thought, eh? 😉
Breaking News: Tiny Speck In Gigantic Universe Reportedly Thinks He Is God. Article: The heavenly realms where put into hysterics when a tiny speck in God’s universe reportedly called himself God. The tiny speck, a recently deceased human named James Doolittle, allegedly approached the throne of God and proudly declared with shaking knees, “I am God!” God and His heavenly hosts have not stopped laughing for 3 years. Even some of the saints still ask each other, “did you hear the one about the God called James Doolittle? He’s so powerful his soul is in eternal damnation.” followed by a chorus of sardonic laughter.
New article coming soon!!!
Hey, Will, I sent something on the vaccine group that you might be interested in 😉
Oh, I see now what the point of it is 😂
Special Addition: Orange Are Still Not Cats. Article: Outbreaks of felicitrurosis (a viral mental issue causing people to think orange are actually cats) are still ravaging the East and West coasts of the United States. Unfortunately, the disease is showing signs of spreading to other Northern states and also large cities in the South. “We still don’t know exactly what is causing this disease,” says medical expert and interfaith minister Mirada Moony, “so we are asking people to be very cautious with who they interact with and to carefully monitor their symptoms. In fact, it might be better for everyone to just start living in giant hamster balls… for safety of course.” Other more controversial activists are advising a different approach approach: “I don’t think this ‘felicitrurosis’ thing is a problem at all,” said professor and pluralist philosopher Kyle Kook, “if someone wants to call oranges cats, what’s the problem? We should tolerate people’s subjective experience of things!” Prof. Kook was later seen pouring coffee onto a plate he called, “his favorite mug.” Despite the professors sentiment, medical consensus advises caution during these trying times.
it’s Canada 🇨🇦 day!! !! !!
Ummm, Roger, yeah, I think you WERE freaking out with us 😏😜 AND I thought Dad squashed it with a rock? 🤔
Breaking News: World Explodes After Politician Tells the Truth! Article: Just kidding! Our fact-checkers just determined the statement was actually false. Note: Our fact-checker’s determination has absolutely nothing at all to do with whether or not the they agree with the aforementioned statement. Our fact-checker’s are completely, one hundred percent dedicated to the truth and are not biased in any way! A few extremists have dared to question the accuracy of our fact-checkers in recent weeks, so we wanted to set the record straight. Rest assured, we rated all the accusations against us as pants-on-fire (worse than false?). We care about the truth and about mone… I mean, our readers. Thank you very much for reading this!
I've met more ppl on Bible Memory who are from TX than any other state 😂
New article coming soon!!
Somewhere in Texas, but DFW is the closest airport 😉
...ok, now that I think about it, maybe I WAS a little skittish about the mouse, but hey, I was only 9 years old at the time 😅😂
We've had so many problems with pests in the past that I'm not even going to mention all of them 😂 But at one house we lived at, we had giant roaches that were in the garage and house. Also, we had mice there. Well, at least one mouse. We once caught a mouse in one of the glue traps we had out for the roaches, and when we found it, it was still alive 😬 My parents weren't home and everyone was freaking out (I don't think I was, tho 🤔😆). But my dad later killed it by running the trap over with our vehicle 😅
Oh wow 😅 So you live in Dallas, then, eh? 🧐
my flight was canceled two days ago and rescheduled for today
I’m stuck in Canada trying to fly back to Dallas
We had a mouse in our house one time and I wasn’t scared of it yet my mom was trying to get us on the couch off the floor. the only time I saw the mouse was when it ran from underneath to couch and dad tried to smash it with his boot. 😂 We never got it so we put out a trap 🪤 and found a mouse in it in the morning
it’s Canada 🇨🇦 day eve😉!!!! !!!
It does… we had a problem with mice and rats. about 6,000 dollars to get it fixed
I costs hundreds to have people come and spray for house for that stuff
If my family moved, I would kinda miss my old house. I’ve lived in it for my whole life so I’m attached to it a little. At the same time I do want to move though because my house is getting ready bad and no one is doing anything. 🙄😂 I had to pick a dead grass hopper off the ground the other day and right away, there were to flat ones on the basement floor. I think they are getting in the threw the basement.
It feels hotter during the day, so we cool it down a little or jump on our pool
We got our heater/AC installed today. I think it is around 70...
My parents moved all over the place while they were growing up. Not so much now
So three(/four) houses I've lived in (for a long period of time) so far
I've moved twice... three times if you count staying at my relative's house for a little before we moved here.
Joshua, yeah, 8 houses in all 😅 But we've been living at the house we're at now for 5 years, which is practically the longest we've lived at any house 😂
@Evelyn, ah ok, well that's good 😅😆
@Roger in the summer. I have a heater in my room so it’s much much warmer in the wintertime
Our basement is unfinished, so I wouldn't necessarily want to sleep down there 😅😂
JJ, I've moved 7 times in my lifetime 😅😆 But I've never had a room of my own.
Bc I was thinking we were talking about in the summer, with air conditioning 😅
@Evelyn, sooo...your house is between 19 and 16 degrees in the summer, or in the winter? 🤔
I’m hoping we will move soon. I’ve never moved before but I need to get my own room! I’m desperate 😓
1: I would not have to share a room with my little brother anymore, 2: It would be easier for me to sleep, (because I can’t stand sleeping in heat) and 3: I could make as much noise as I want. 😆😆😆😆
I would totally sleep in the basement if I had the choice
my room is in the basement which is why it’s so cold. I have lots of blankets though so it doesn’t feel like 16