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God's Is Faithful To Forgive Us For Our Sins
1 John 1:5-10
5. This then is the message which we have heard of him, and declared unto you, that God is light, and in him is no darkness at all.
6. If we say that we have fellowship with him, and walk in darkness, we lie, and do not the truth:
7. But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sins.
8. If we say that we have no sin, we deceive ourselves, and the truth is not in us.
9. If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness.
10. If we say that we have not sinned, we make him a liar, and his word is not in us.
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The Lord is My Shepherd
Psalm 23:1-6
1. The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want.
2. He maketh me lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters.
3. He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake.
4. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.
5. Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of my enemies: thou anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over.
Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life; and I will dwell in the house of the Lord for ever.
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Resurrection Of The Dead
1 Corinthians 15:12-22
12. Now if Christ be preached that he rose from the dead, how say some among you there is no resurrection of the dead?
13. But if there be no resurrection of the dead, then is Christ not risen:
14. And if Christ be not risen, then is our preaching vain, and your faith is also vain.
15. Yea, and we are found false witnesses of God; because we have testified of God that he raised up Christ: whom he raised not up, if so that the dead rise not.
16. For if the dead rise not, then is not Christ raised:
17. And if Christ be not raised, your faith is vain; ye are yet in your sins.
18. Then they also which are fallen asleep in Christ are perished.
19. If in this life only we have hope in Christ, we are of all men most miserable.
20. But now is Christ risen from the dead, and become the first fruits of them that slept.
Defending Your Faith
1 Peter 3:8-
8. Finally, be ye all of one mind, having compassion one of another, love as brethern, be pitiful, be courteous:
9. Not rendering evil for evil, or railing for railing: but contrarwise blessing; knowing that ye are thereunto called, that ye should inherit a blessing
10. For he that will love life, and see good days, let him refrain his tongue from evil, and his lips that they speak no guile:
11. Let him eschew evil, and do good; let him seek peace, and ensure it.
12. For the eyes of the Lord are over the righteous, and his ears are open unto their prayers: but the face of the Lord is against them that do evil.
13. And who is he that will harm you, if ye be followers of that which is good?
14. But and if ye suffer for righteousness sake, happy are ye: and be not afraid of their terror, neither be troubled;
15. But sanctify the Lord God in your hearts: and be ready always to give an answer to every man that askest you a reason of the hope that is in you with meekness and fear:
16. Having a good conscience; that, whereas they speak evil of you, as of evildoers, they may be ashamed that falsely accuse your good conversation in Christ.
Saved By Gods Grace
Ephesians 2:3-10
3. Among whom also we all had our conversation in times past in the lust of our flesh, fulfilling the desires of the flesh and of the mind; and were by nature the children of wrath, even as others.
4. But God, who is rich in mercy, for his great love wherewith he loved us,
5. Even when we were dead in sins, hath quickened us together with Christ, (by grace ye are saved;)
6. And hath raised us up together, and made us sit together in heavenly places in Christ Jesus;
7. That in the ages to come he might shew the exceeding riches of his grace in his kindness toward us through Jesus Christ.
8. For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God:
9. Not of works, lest any man should boast.
10. For we are his workmanship, created in Christ Jesus unto good works, which God hath before ordained that we should walk in them.
Rest For Your Soul
Matthew 11:28-30
28. Come unto me, all ye that labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest.
29. Take my yoke upon you, and learn of me; for I am meek and lowly in heart: and ye shall find rest unto your souls.
30. For my yoke is easy, and my burden is light.
When Thomas Believes In The True Son Of God
John 20:26-31
26. And after eight days again his disciples were within, and came Jesus, the doors being shut, and stood in the midst, and said, Peace be unto you.
27. Then saith he to Thomas, Reach hither thy finger, and behold my hands; and reach hither thy hand, and thrust it into my side: and be not faithless but believing.
28. And Thomas answered and said unto him, My Lord and my God.
29. Jesus saith unto him, Thomas, because thou hast seen me, thou hast believed: blessed are they that have not seen, and yet have believed.
30. And many other signs truly did Jesus in the presence of his disciples, which are not written in this book:
31. But these are written, that ye might believe that Jesus is the Christ, the Son of God; and that believing might have life through his name.
Keeping Yourself In God's Love
Jude 1:20-21
20. But ye, beloved people, building up yourselves on your most holy faith, praying in the Holy Ghost,
21. Keep yourselves in the love of God, looking for mercy of our Lord Jesus Christ unto eternal life.
Trust In The Lord Shall Be Safe
Proverbs 29:25
25. The fear of man bringeth a snare: but whoso putteth his trust in the Lord shall be safe.
When Trying Of The Faith Worketh Patience
James 1:2-6
2. My brethern, count it all joy when ye fall into divers temptations;
3. Knowing this, that the trying of your faith worketh patience.
4. But let patience have her perfect and entire, wanting nothing.
5. If any of you lack wisdom, let him ask God, that giveth to all men liberally, and upbraideth not: and it shall be given him.
6. But let him ask in faith, nothing wavering. For he that wavereth is like a waver of the sea driven with the wind and tossed.
Christ Has Begotten US Again
1 Peter 1:3-5
3. Blessed be the God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ, which according to his abundant mercy hath begotten us again unto a lively hope the resurrection of Jesus Christ from the dead.
4. To an inheritance incorruptible and undefiled, and that fadeth not away, reserved in heaven for you.
5. Who are kept by the power of God through faith unto salvation ready to be revealed in the last time
Be Of Good Courage
Psalm 27:11-12
11. I had fainted, unless I had believed to see the goodness of the Lord in the land of the living.
12. Wait on the Lord be of good courage, and he shall strengthen thine heart: wait, I say, on the Lord.
Your Hearts And Minds In Jesus Christ
Philippians 4:4-7
4. Rejoice in the Lord alway: and again I say, Rejoice.
5. Let your moderation be known unto all men. The Lord is at hand.
6. Be careful for nothing: but in every thing by prayer and supplication with thanksgiving let your request be made known unto God.
7. And the peace of God, which passeth all understanding, shall keep your hearts and minds through Christ Jesus
Jesus Heals A Man With The Palsy
Matthew 9:2-7
2. And, behold, they brought to him a man sick of the palsy, lying on a bed: Jesus seeing their faith said unto the sick of the palsy; Son, be of good cheer; thy sins be forgiven thee.
3. And, behold, certain of the scribes said within themselves, This man blasphemeth.
4. And Jesus knowing their thoughts said, Wherefore think ye evil in your hearts?
5. For whether is easier, to say, Thy sins be forgiven thee; or to say, Arise, and walk?
6. But that ye may know that the Son of man hath power on earth to forgive sins, (then saith he to the sick of the palsy,) Arise, take up thy bed, and go unto thine house.
7. But when the multitude saw it, they marvelled, and glorified God, which had given such power unto men.
We Should Love Everyone
Matthew 5:38-45
38. Ye have heard that it hath been said, An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth:
39. But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on the right cheek, turn to him the other also.
40. And if any man will sue thee at the law, and take away thy coat, let him have thy cloke also.
41. And whosoever shall compel thee to go a mile, go with him twain.
42. Give to him that asketh thee, and from him that would borrow of thee turn not thou away.
43.Ye have heard that it hath been said, Thou shalt love thy neighbor, and hate thine enemy.
44. But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;
45. That ye may be the children of your Father which is in heaven: for he maketh his sun to rise on the evil and on the good, and sendeth rain on the just and on the unjust.
Putting On The Word Of Faith
Colossians 3:13-17
13. Forbearing one another, and forgiving one another, if any man have a quarrel against any: even as Christ forgave you, so also do ye.
14. And above all these things put on charity, which is the bond of perfectness.
15. And let the peace of God rule in your hearts, to the which also ye are called in one body; and be ye thankful.
16. Let the word of Christ dwell in you richly in all wisdom; teaching and admonishing one another in psalms and hymns and spiritual songs, singing with grace in your hearts to the Lord.
17. And whatsoever ye do in word or deed, do all in the name of the Lord Jesus, giving thanks to God and the Father by him.
Example That Christ Is The True Son Of GodJohn 11:38-44
38. Jesus therefore again groaning in himself cometh to the grave. It was a cave, and a stone lay upon it.
39. Jesus said, Take ye away the stone. Martha, the sister of him that was dead, saith unto him, Lord, by this time he stinketh: for he hath been dead four days.
40. Jesus saith unto her, Said I not unto thee, that, if thou wouldest believe, thou shouldest see the glory of God?
41. Then they took away the stone from the place where the dead was laid. And Jesus lifted up his eyes, and said, Father, I thank thee that thou hast heard me.
42. And I knew that thou heardest me always: but because of the people which stand by I said it, that they may believe that thou hast sent me.
43. And when he thus had spoken, he cried with a loud voice Lazarus,come forth.
44. And he that was dead came forth, bound hand and foot with graveclothes: and his face was bound about with a napkin. Jesus saith unto them, Loose him let him go.
He Want Let Us Go
John 10:22-30
22. And it was at Jerusalem the feast of the dedication, and it was winter.
23. And Jesus walked in the temple in Solomon's porch.
24. Then came the Jews round about him, and said unto him, How long dost thou make us to doubt? If thou be the Christ, tell us plainly.
25. Jesus answered them, I told you, and ye believed me not: the works that I do in my Father's name, they bear witness of me.
26. But ye believed not, because ye are not my sheep, as I said unto you.
27. My sheep hear my voice, and I know them, and they follow me:
28. And I give unto them eternal life; and they shall never perish, neither shall any man pluck them out of my hand.
29. My Father, which gave them me, is greater than all; and no man is able to pluck them out of my Father's hand.
30. I and my Father are one.
Standfast In The Faith
1 Corinthians 16:13-14
13. Watch ye, stand fast in the faith, quit you like men, be strong.
14. Let all your things be done with charity.
Death Is Swallowed In Victory
Isaiah 25:8-9
8. He will swallow up death in victory; and the Lord God will wipe away tears from off all faces; and the rebuke of his people shall he take away from off all the earth: for the Lord hath spoken it.
9. And it shall be said in that day, Lo, this is our God; we have waited for him, and he will save us: this is the Lord; we have waited for him, we will be glad and rejoice in his salvation.
Hope in God
Psalm 43:1-5
1. Judge me, O God, and plead my cause against an ungodly nation: O deliver me from the deceitiful and unjust man.
2. For thou art the God of my strength: why dost thou cast me off? why go I mourning because of the oppression of the enemy?
3. O send out thy light and thy truth: let them lead me; let them bring me unto thy holy hill, and to thy tabernacles.
4. Then will I go unto the altar of God, unto God my exceeding joy: yea, upon the harp will I praise thee, O God my God.
5. Why art thou cast down, O my soul? and why art thou disquieted within me? hope in God: for I shall yet praise him, who is the health of my countenance, and my God.
Teaching of the Grace of God
Titus 3:1-8
1. Put them in mind to be subject to principalities and powers, to obey magistrates, to be ready to every good work,
2. To speak evil of no man, to be no brawlers, but gentle, shewing all meekness unto all men.
3. For we ourselves also were sometimes foolish, disobedient, deceived, serving divers lusts and pleasures, living in malice and envy, hateful, and hating one another.
4. But after that the kindness and love of God our Saviour toward man appeared,
5. Not by works of righteousness which we have done, but according to his mercy he saved us, by the washing of regeneration, and renewing of the Holy Ghost;
6. Which he shed on us abundantly through Jesus Christ our Saviour;
7. That being justified by his grace, we should be made heirs according to the hope of eternal life.
8. This is a faithful saying, and these things I will that thou affirm constantly, that they which have believed in God might be careful to maintain good works. These things are good and profitable unto men.
Jesus Challenges Peter
John 21:15-19
15. So when they had dined, Jesus saith to Simon Peter, Simon, son of Jonas, lovest thou me more than these? He saith unto him, Yea, Lord; thou knowest that I love thee. He saith unto him, Feed my lambs.
16. He saith to him again the second time, Simon, son of Jonas, lovest thou me? He said unto him, Yea Lord; thou knowest that I love thee. He saith unto him, Feed my sheep.
17. He saith unto him the third time, Simon, son of Jonas, lovest thou me? Peter was grieved because he said unto him the third time, Lovest thou me? And he said unto him, Lord, thou knowest all things; thou knowest that I love thee. Jesus saith unto him, Feed my sheep.
18. Verily, verily, I say unto thee, When thou wast young, thou girdedest thyself, and walkest whither thou wouldest: but when thou shalt be old, thou shalt strech forth thy hands, and another shall gird thee, and carry thee whither thou wouldest not.
19. This spake he, signifying by what death he should glorify God. And when he had spoken this, he saith unto him, Follow me.
God Rescued Me From My Despair
Psalms 18:16-20
16. He sent from above, he took me, he drew me out of many waters.
17. He delivered me from my strong enemy, and from them which hated me: for they were too strong for me.
18. They prevented me in the day of my calamity: but the Lord was my stay.
19. He brought me forth also into a large place; he delivered me, because he delighted in me.
20. The Lord rewarded me according to my righteousness according to the cleanness of my hands hath he recompensed me.
Love Leads To Love
1 John 4:7-11
7. Beloved let us love one another: for love is of God; and every one that loveth is born of God, and knoweth God.
8. He that loveth not knoweth not God; for God is love.
9. In this was manifested the love of God toward us, because that God sent his only begotten Son into the world, that we might live through him.
10. Herein is love, not that we loved God, but that he loved us, and sent his Son to be the propitiation for our sins.
11. Beloved, if God so loved us, we ought also to love one another.
12. No man hath seen God at any time. If we love one another, God dwelleth in us, and his love is perfected in us.
Turning Together To God
Colossians 3:8-14
8.But now ye also put off all these; anger, wrath, malice, blastphem, filthy communication out of your mouth.
9. Lie not one to another, seeing that ye have put off the old man with his deeds;
10. And have put on the new man , which is renewed in knowledge after the image of him that created him:
11. Where there is neither Greek nor Jew circumcision nor uncircumision, Barbarian, Scythian, bond nor free: but Christ is all and in all.
12. Put on therefore, as the elect of God, holy and beloved, bowels of mercies, kindness, humbleness of mind, meekness longsuffering;
13. Forbearing one another, and forgiving one another, if any man have a quarrel against any: even as Christ forgave you, so also do ye.
14. And above all these things put on charity, which is the bond of perfectness.
Cure For Anxiety Philippians 4:4-9
4. Rejoice in the Lord alway: and again I say, Rejoice.
5. Let your moderation be known unto all men. The Lord is at hand.
6. Be careful for nothing; but in everything by prayer and supplication with thanksgiving let your request be made known unto God.
7. And the peace of God, which passeth all understanding, shall keep your hearts and minds through Christ Jesus.
8. Finally, brethern, whatsoever things are true, whatsoever things are honest, whatsoever things are just, whatsoever things are pure, whatsoever things are lovely, whatsoever things are of good report; if there be any virtue, and if there be any praise, think on these things.
9. Those things, which ye have both learned, and received, and heard, and seen in me, do: and the God of peace shall be with you.
New article posted just now!!!
yay vera 😁 asking for a friend huh 🤨🤨 its dumb to do that but it no problem for the superior expo marker since u can use one to write over the permanent marker writing on board and then itll erase 😎
@markerman, what’s your reaction to writing on a white board with a permanent marker
🙋 I like when I can find one at work when I need it 😆
anyone else here like expo markers ?
We might have needed another conversation started up lol
nEw ArTiCLe CoMiNg sOoN!!!!!
I love African songs too by mercy chinwo
my favorite worship songs are by Jonathan Ogden
Well, didn't we just name all of them over on TBB? 😅😂
What are your favorite songs?
I think I’ve only heard the Kari Jobe version 🤔😅
And Kari Jobe's is a close second
Well, there's no better time than the present, eh? 😉 It's a really good song. I think I like Brooke Griffith's version best 😄
Haven’t listen to it in a while tho 😅
You were right, it is a pretty well known song :)
Yes!! That is correct! It's the song "Forever (Sing Hallelujah)"
It’s: Our resurrected Kind Has rendered you defeated
well there seems to be another song with almost the exact same lyrics 😂 Well that part is almost the exact same 😅
I thought this was a well known song for some reason 🤔😅
Noo 🤔 Not sure what that song is, but I'll give the next word: "Our"
Not sure if I’m thinking the right song or not, but I think that’s what it is😂
Grave, where is your victory?
I know the rest of those lyrics, but Vera told me not to guess it 😆
idk that one but I'm going to tell other people to come over here though
🎵 Now, death, where is your sting?...
Ok, this is probably going to be so easy
Oh! Yeah! Duh 🤦♀️😅 It would've helped if I'd remembered the name, wouldn't it? 😂
its called reckless love and yeah reckless is the word your missing
Hang on, hang on...I know this one. Kinda. You got it stuck in my head today, cause I was trying to finish it off. 🙄😆 I think it has another two-syllable word like "awesome". But I know that it ends with "love if God" 😬😀
I started with an easy one
finish the lyrics 🎵 oh the overwhelming never-ending....
Lol, it's ok 😆 I'm sure he wasn't TOO mad about it 😂
I'm sure Aaron is peeking in on all this and shaking his head 😅😆 And then when I just said what I did, he's like "That's right! Tell 'em Roger!" 😂
😆 Yeah, we should probably let off the jokes for a while 😉😂
Dante I'd love to continue this but they don't want us spamming the board with jokes (trust me I know)🤣😅
There is this terrorist who goes to a pastor, because his brother had died. And he tells the pastor, “during the funeral you’re gonna say that my brother was an angel.” But the pastor says, “But how?? He was a terrorist a murderer a kidnapper! Everyone knows that!!” And the terrorist said, “You say he was an angel, or I Kill you and your family.” So the funeral day comes and the pastor makes his speech saying, “Hey, this guy was a terrorist a murderer a deceiver a slanderer! He kidnapped kids and tortured women, he was violent and cruel, but compared to his brother, he was an angel.”
I bought my friend an elephant for his room he said thanks I said don't mention it
While I was making farewell visits before moving to a new parish, an elderly member of the congregation paid me the compliment of suggesting that my successor would not be as good as I had been. “Nonsense,” I replied, flattered. “No, really,” she insisted. “I’ve lived here under five different ministers, and each new one has been worse than the last.”
“I wish I had enough money to buy an elephant.” “What on earth do you need an elephant for?” “I don’t. I just need the money.”
That one isn’t that funny..
One day in early fall a class of second-graders was discussing “What I want to be when I grow up.” The teacher received the usual replies—a fireman, a nurse. Then she asked a youngster deep in thought what he would like to be someday. He looked up with a frown and replied, “A man silly!”
what's the best thing about Switzerland
idk but there flags a big plus
yep seen all of those hunting ones is my favorite
Two hikers were walking through the woods when they suddenly confronted a giant bear. Immediately, one of the men took off his boots, pulled out a pair of track shoes, and began putting them on. “What are you doing?” cried his companion. “We can’t outrun that bear, even with jogging shoes.” “Who cares about the bear?” the first hiker replied. “All I have to worry about is outrunning you.”
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He’s not breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. “I think my friend is dead!” he yells. “What can I do?” The operator says, “Calm down. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There’s a silence, then a shot. Back on the phone, the guy says, “Okay, now what?”
On a Miami to Chicago flight was a lively youngster who nearly drove everyone crazy. He was running up and down the aisle when the flight attendant started serving coffee. He ran smack into her, knocking a cup of coffee out of her hand and onto the floor. As he stood by watching her clean up the mess, she glanced up at the boy and said, ‘”Look, why don’t you go and play outside?”
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. This one isn’t that funny..
of course competition in jokes is great really improves my jokes
I've heard all of those but they're so funny🤣😂
FYI, I have no intention, interest or wish to take over Lizard’s jokes. 😏😆
Oh my, lol 🤣 Those are some really good jokes 😆
I told my doctor, “Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!” The doctor replied, “Sorry, I don’t follow you …”
A woman in labor suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!” “Don’t worry,” said the doc. “Those are just contractions.”
Hey! I invented a new word! “Plagiarism!” Cool right!
oh so Like the joke what did the dog say to the man nothing dogs can't talk
This isn’t a joke, btw. I know someone who used to always used to say “jokes” like these, “Hey what do you do if there’s dirt on the floor? Wash it!!” The person who had asked that would always burst out laughing, while everyone in the room stayed quiet, thinking the guy was mad...
jokes about eyes are funny the cornea the better
I was walking down a street the other day and this guy was trying to sell me a coffin I told him thats the last thing I'll need
When you die, what part of the body dies last? The pupils…they dilate.
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins? You just have to listen varicosely.
I did steal it and that's why there's so many synonyms
let me explain no there's too much let me sum up
do you get the first joke?
I do get blamed all the time for things I didn't do though
I strung all of my watches together to make a belt it was a waste of time
Oh.... Ha ha ha ha 😂😂😂 I didn’t think that... 😂😂
your story reminds me of another joke....
ummmm...while that does happen it was a joke.
I mean, when did she accuse you?
Yeah... my brother and me has had so many of those incidents.. Brother: Hey Dante did you steal my watch?... Me: No, why would I?.. *Brother sees my smiling* Brother: You’re smiling! See LIAR, MOM!!! Mom: Yes? Brother: Dante stole my watch! Me: Noo I didn’t! Brother: You did! Me: Prove it! Brother: Well, you’re smiling! Me: That’s a habit of mine! Brother: Liar, give it back! Me: I don’t have it tho! Mum: Boys calm down, Dante return the watch. Me: WHAT! I didn’t steal it!
my sister accused me of stealing her thesaurus not only am I offended I'm also angry,insulted,exasperated,vexed,outraged and hurt
I make my own music.. (Sometimes when I’m bored) I’ve sent some to JJ...He sent me some of his. They’re pretty good. 👍
Oh ok.. Umm... I don’t have one.......... Sorry, the only music I’ve listened to before was lots of instrumental music.. But I like all of them.. I can’t really decide.
yeah but then they made the new and improved bunny song because so many kids were singing it and there parents ended up complaining
Do you mean not Vegitales?
ok so what's one of your favorite song rn
There’s also “The Bunny” song.. In The vegitales movie about Shadrach, meshach and abednigo
yeah I didn't watch that one but I think I've seen the cover of ot or something
It’s in a movie of Vegitales..
I don’t remember the name..
🎶 as long as we’re together, everything is better, we’ll be friends forever, cmon celebrate get funky 🎶
hmm I don't know that one
I also like.. Umm. Was it the song from Groovie brothers..
Larry: When I was just two years old, I left my lips out in the cold. And they turned blue, What could I do? Dr. Archibald: Oh dear. They turned blue, What could you do? Larry: Oh, They turned blue. Dr. Archibald: I see. Larry: On the day I got my tooth, I had to kiss my Great Aunt Ruth. She had a beard and it felt weird. Dr. Archibald: My, my, she had a beard And it felt weird? Larry: She had a beard. Dr. Archibald: Oh! Larry: Ten days after I turned 8, Got my lips stuck in a gate My friends all laughed… And I just stood there until the fire department came and broke the lock with a crowbar and I had to spend the next six weeks in lip rehab with this kid named Oscar who got stung by a bee right on the lip and we couldn't even talk to each other until the fifth week because both our lips were so swollen and when he did start speaking he just spoke polish and I only knew like three words in polish except now I know four because Oscar taught me the word for lip, “Usta”.
Haha, yeah I’ve heard the lip song.... 😂😂
the last time I listened to there songs was less then an hour ago 😂😅😅I'm apparently very childish
but there the yodeling veterinarian of the alps,the lip song(I memorized the fast part and was way too proud of it)his cheeseburger endangered love there's so many
Oh, I think I’ve heard that one 🤔 The last time I’ve listened to their songs was 2019..
I liked (and still do even though I'm probably to old) stand and oh no what we gonna do
I laughed every time I heard that song.. 😂
yeah probably in my top ten
Oh, Veggietales.... My favourite WAS, “I don’t got a bellybutton.”
Ok, that’s a nice thought Lizard 😄
Here is a joke: Lucyana comes home to show her parents her new boyfriend. *Opens door**Footsteps* “Hey mum and Dad here is my new boyfriend, Mason.” She says. Immediately, her parents are shocked 😳 seeing how many tattoos Mason has, and so street like. “Oh deer, he doesn’t seem like a nice boy,” Says the mum. Lucyana replied, “Oh please mum, if he wasn’t a good guy, would he be doing 500 hours of community service!?” Her Dad then replies, “Could be an accident.”
yes my jokes are hopefully a way to brighten everyone's day and maybe put a smile on someone's face a little thing that I can do
Just in case you think I’m someone who has just entered the group to intrude in your conversations, I’m Dante, btw... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Wow.. Lizard is a jokester...........
ok what's everyone favorite VeggieTales song?
No, not my favorite songs! I can't pinpoint it to just a few 😖😂
what's everyone's favorite song(s)?
I've seen that one, and it's quite a clever one if you really think about it 😂
when does a joke become a dad joke...
Oh... Ok now I get it! 😂 I get it now! 🤣😂
Haha 😂 very good 🤣 I don’t get it..
😏😂 If I worked in a mirror factory, I would be able to see myself, bc there would be a bunch of mirrors around. So I could totally see myself working in a mirror factory
It’s still not clicking for me 😅😂
@Vera, I didn't get yours at first, but then it finally clicked 😂
Please pray for those groups that have gone silent. I have just shared the following: "Many of us are grieved, and some are very disillusioned because of the school massacre. It was very sad, and is heavy on our hearts. I encourage you to hang onto your faith in God. We can't fully understand God's ways and why He allows Satan to do these kinds of things, but we can trust that He knows the end from the beginning. Satan is being allowed to show what kind of leader he would be on the Earth before the close of time. He knows his time is short and his leadership has been seen in many occultic events for a while now. God is asking people to choose whom they will serve as their leader. We must make the right choice. Please don't let Jesus have to ask you, "Will you leave me also?" Choose for you "whom you will serve this day." "As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord." When God's people are sealed, then Jesus can come and take His people home."
nah it wasn't corny I thought it was a-maize-ing
I was trying to make it sound like I was having a normal conversation, but have a pun in there
I quit my job at a soda can crushing factory because it was sodapressing
I've never heard that version
Switching the topic a bit, even tho my new job at the deli is nice...I could totally see myself working in a mirror factory
Roger, tho think I've heard the one about circles before 😆
Liz and Roger, those are funny 😂
then I found out it already existed which I've done multiple times and it stinks cuz you think you thought up this original joke just to find out it not
Btw, with the one that I gave, I thought of it myself 😏
You came on quite fast 😂 Yeah, I've heard that one before 😆
who was the biggest knight at the round table you might ask circumference he ate to much pi
You know, I don't get why there's such a thing as circles; they're completely pointless.
I used to think I was indecisive but not I'm not sure
Liz, ohhh!! 🤣 I get it xD
Make sure to stay Legal 🤨
it's better when you actually voice the joke
I made it, I said I'd make it tomorrow I was procrastinating
Well, we probably have enough chatting groups already 😅😂
Ohhh! 🤣 No wonder you and Lizette just so happened to be on at the same time 😏😆 What was the point of the joke? 😂
actually it was a joke that we had planned out but it apparently didn't work very well 😅 🤣but I could create the group
Yeah...*ahem*...seems like LIZ is procrastinating making that procrastination group 😏😆 (jk, I know it's bc she's busy 😂)
Yeah, let’s just procrastinate by chatting in a group called “The Procrastinators” 😆
Lol, there's already a group called "Procrastination"...whatd'ya know? 😆
Lizette, if you check TFF, you'll see that just before I came on here, I was telling of my procrastination of the day 😂 And then I find this 😊
Today was a perfect example 🙂😆
Ah, I totally need to join that group, bc I procrastinate a LOT 😌🤣
maybe tomorrow or something
We can call it “The Procrastinators”
We should start a group… one for people who procrastinate everything like I do 😂
@Everybody: Time is very short. Things are wrapping up in the world very quickly. The devil is accelerating his agenda like never before. Make your peace with God and decide Whom you're going to serve. I'm talking to myself as well. Don't wait! 😔🙏
idk but you can listen to them on Spotify
I really liked the Average Boy sections. 😂 Do they still have those in there? 🤔
@Roger, oh 😂 We ended our membership a while back, but they still send us the magazines for some reason 🤷♀️😂
@Lizette, cool! 😄 Yeah, we stopped getting them a long time ago 😅 But my sisters still have almost all of their old magazines 😂
We just watched the powerful testimony of Dr. Phodidas Ndamyumugabe, originally from Rwanda. He has a PhD from Weimar University. His testimony is called "The Power of the Story." This was the second sermon for the TRIALS TO TRIUMPH program for the AFY Amazing Facts Youth Conference Day Two on YouTube. He wrote a book called "Preaching from the Grave," a book about the genocide of the Tutsis, and how he survived the slaughter only with prayer, and the powerful answers from God. It's on Kindle as an e-book for $7.99 or you can visit PreachingFromTheGrave.com to order it.
Oh cool! We still get Clubhouse magazines
No, they were in a magazine by Focus on the Family called "Clubhouse Magazine."
we're they in the highlights magazine those were funny
Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Cause it was naughty. That was MY published joke about a decade ago 😂
My mind just fails me if I try to think of some really good ones 😂 And chances are, you'd already know it 😆
That's a good one, Liz 😆 I can't remember any jokes rn 😅
it's kinda like the joke why the baker get fired cuz he was caught loafing around which was breadful cuz he really kneaded the dough
of course I did they all exist I just shoved them all together
Lol, did you make that up? 😆
🤣😂pretty good for a size year old
wool ewe tell us another baaaad joke
Ok, here it goes...what is a sheep's favorite fruit? Baaaananas 😆
(Keep in mind that I was like 7 or 8 at the time 😅😂)
I once made up a joke (it wasn't THAT spectacular 😅) and it got published in a kids' magazine. I'm guessing you want to hear it, but trust me, you're not going to be laughing (too hard) or anything most likely 😆
yeah everyone has heard the first one I just recently heard the second one
😂 I've already heard that first one before...aaand it took me a while to figure out the second one, but I get it now 😆
why did 7 eat nine..cuz your supposed to eat three squared meals a day
why was 6 afraid of 7 ...cuz 7 ate nine
"One thing I ask of the Lord, this is what I seek: that I may dwell in the house of the Lord all the days of my life, to gaze upon the beauty of the Lord and to seek him in his temple." (Psalm 27:4, NIV1984)
👀...I'd say it's time for another verse, eh? 😆
Verse of the day: "Since we have these promises, dear friends, let us purify ourselves from everything that contaminates body and spirit, perfecting holiness out of reverence for God." (2 Cor. 7:1, NIV1984)
no slow collected them and smashed them all together though those are the level of puns I make
Lol, those are some really good puns 🤣🤣
feel free to delete those if you think it's annoying and in the way but honestly it's been pretty dead here
there's not mushroom for Italian chefs in today's world
ashes to ashes crust to crust
we never sausage a tragedy coming
his wife is still upset cheese still not over it
did you hear about the Italian chef that died ?
it's been two days sooooo time for a joke for all of you to cringe at
Amen! 😄 Yes, I have many verses from that passage memorized 😁 It's chock-full of really good verses (I mean, the whole thing is good, but you know what I mean 😂)
I would encourage you to read the rest of this chapter! There's wonderful reminders and instructions for believers.
Colossians 3:8-14 KJV But now ye also put off all these; anger, wrath, malice, blasphemy, filthy communication out of your mouth. Lie not one to another, seeing that ye have put off the old man with his deeds; And have put on the new man, which is renewed in knowledge after the image of him that created him: Where there is neither Greek nor Jew, circumcision nor uncircumcision, Barbarian, Scythian, bond nor free: but Christ is all, and in all. Put on therefore, as the elect of God, holy and beloved, bowels of mercies, kindness, humbleness of mind, meekness, longsuffering; Forbearing one another, and forgiving one another, if any man have a quarrel against any: even as Christ forgave you, so also do ye. And above all these things put on charity, which is the bond of perfectness. Scripture quotations are from The Holy Bible, King James Version.
Thanks for sharing. ☺️ It's a wonderful, kind thing he's done for us.
Hey, Aaron, btw, you uhh....might want to see what's happened over on TBB...😏
"Be imitators of God, therefore, as dearly loved children
and live a life of love, just as Christ loved us and gave himself up for us as a fragrant offering and sacrifice to God." (Ephesians 5:1-2, NIV1984)
Amen! Thank you for sharing! 😄
1 Peter 2:1-3 (KJV) 1 Wherefore laying aside all malice, and all guile, and hypocrisies, and envies, and all evil speakings, 2 As newborn babes, desire the sincere milk of the word, that ye may grow thereby: 3 If so be ye have tasted that the Lord [is] gracious.
@Liz, I didn't get it at first, but now I do after Vera explained it xD
Thanks for sharing Vera! Wonderful reminder and instruction.
"Above all else, guard your heart, for it is the wellspring of life. Put away perversity from your mouth; keep corrupt talk far from your lips. Let your eyes look straight ahead, fix your gaze directly before you. Make level paths for your feet and take only ways that are firm. Do not swerve to the right or the left; keep your foot from evil." (Proverbs 4:23-27, NIV 1984)
Aaron, I think I'll take you up on your offer to put out a verse 😉 (And, no, Liz, I was gonna do this before you started with the jokes, lol 😜)
Ebay is so useless I looked up a lighter and they only had 13,792 matches
sorry I forget which ones I tell
You already told us that one, lol🤣
I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went...then it dawned on me
Ahh, I see 😏 Your trying to pass my group again, huh? 😆 Not a chance! 😜🙃
look at TBB and MGW on all groups.
Aaron, what do you mean? 👀
I like reading a lot, as well. But sadly, I haven't been able to do so as much as I'd like, bc I've been super busy 😅