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Henry the beaver was in the sewers monitoring these events and got peed off. so he did the only logical thing he could think of, he nuked the earth.
Unfortunately, the mutant grape stuffed animal people were the first victims.πβ οΈ
When the people got drunk, they remembered how much they missed grape juice. Grape juice was unbanned that day!
Just the line βeveryone got drunkβ has me laughing hysterically on the inside! π€£π€£π€£
until the grape juice fermented.
the people thought it was funny and just drank the grape juice.
but they turned into mutant grapes π and began to shoot grape juice at everyone!
the Welchβs employers were outraged. they began to shoot stuffed animals with darts. injecting acid into the stuffed animals and making them rot inside out.
the Welchβs company suffered.
the plan worked. grape juice was officially banned.
however he did not notice that he tripped because of an invisible string the stuffed animals had placed(he voted against banning grape juice so they were going to make him not able to come to the next vote to ban grape juice)
said Tom Brady as he broke his arm walking to Walmart
haha you guys talk about crazy stuff π
however they wanted to ban grape juice the most. people thought it was funny to dye stuffed animals purple.
the stuffed animals like that rule because they couldnβt drink orange juice(their fur would get sticky).
So he decided to ban orange juice for racism purposes
Donald Trump couldnβt do anything about it because the zebra assassinated Micheal Jackson, who is a very different person than Michael Jackson, the famous singer.
they picked up the remains of the zebra and shipped him to the White House
@Elgwana did you mean hit instead of not?
I like how everyone is just ignoring βclassifiedβ πππ
And the Zebra acedently not the self destruct button and he blew up
so while Micheal Jackson was talking to a stuffed animal, the zebra killed Micheal Jacksonππ£π«βοΈπ‘ππͺ
and as a zebra, his job was to make sure micheal Jackson was assassinated
but when the firefighter combusted, he turned into a zebra
but the problem was that the angry stuffed animal had already stuck a bomb in the firefighter when he was angry and the bomb caught fire and the firefighter combusted.
then, jerry the platypus got so upset that he lit the firefighter on fire
Thatβs because the firefighter was sponsored by Zumba! (if one can actually be sponsored by Zumba)
But then an angry firefighter came and caught the stuffed animal and taught him Zumba
said the angry stuffed animal as he lit the sponsored one on fire.
but another stuffed animal was really upset about having to hear sponsors every few seconds.
said the sponsored stuffed animal(he had made a lot of money by being sponsored).
oh, AND PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO MR. BEAST!!!!!
Ok, I checked him out. He looks like a Mr. Beast wannabe.
One boy, named Crimson Dawn, became utterly confused because he had never heard of Unspeakable.
The stuffed animal, after admitting he was sponsored by unspeakable started crying cause he hated YouTube
said the stuffed animal as he was sponsored by unspeakable
he has one vlog channel and 2 gameing channels.
and UnspeakableGameing and Unspeakableplays.
PLEASE subscribe to Unspeakable!!β
( by the way what I just said isnβt in the story )
ya, he is one of my fav youtubers.
said one of the stuffed animals
so, Josh π, you like unspeakable?π€¨β
little did he realize, stuffed animals cannot be killed, so the only thing he achieved was making the animals angrier
but then the boy remembered that he had a pocket knife in his back pocket! so he reached to his back pocket and pulled out the knife and cut the ropes. while he was running away the they chased him but the boy killed everyone The was chasing him.........β οΈπ΅
(he spawned Minecraft cows on cliff sides so they fallβ
Michel shoutedβHEHEβ as he tied the kid to the wooden stake, for the animals to burn him for high treason
Then Michael Jackson showed up and said, βWelcome to FluffTown, my friend!β
the giant teddy bear lit up and in there he found a village of stuffed animals
He realized it wasn't a room at all. It was a giant fluffy teddy bear
the dark room felt very fluffy and soft for some reason.
but while he was playing Minecraft, someone grabbed him and put him in a dark room.......
once upon a time there was a beaver who played Minecraft
Iβm sure classified wants to keep his name classified...
btw josh make sure you use revelation as one
I hadnβt heard of the second version either, until my Bible teacher told us about it π€·ββοΈ
Hmm...Iβve never heard of that second version of the thousand-year reign. I donβt believe in the Millennial Reign anyway, but thatβs very interesting.
(Hi guys I just joined this group) I believe that double e may be talking about the βthousand year reignβ (but correct me if Iβm wrong). There are mixed theological views on this passage in revelation. Some people believe that it is a literal thousand years, where Jesus will reign on earth and throw Satan in prison or something like that. The other main view is that this passage is symbolic, like a lot of revelation, and it is not a literal thousand year kingdom, it simply represents something else. Sorry for the mini-essay there; we learned about this in Bible class last year.
double e, I donβt believe the Bible says when revelations will happen, I think it only says what will happen right before and during it
bepis, frys, and chimken nuggers
@ double e: where does it say that in the bible?
How do you come to that conclusion, @Double E?
and he says we live for at least 1000 years more
I only live by what the lord says
Explosions are awesome π
it is titled : So Long Mom
check out Tom lehrer, he made a song about ww3 in the 60s
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Especially since boys swam to love explosions πππ
Yea πππππππππ
The world may end in 11 years, but I donβt think pollution will have much to do with it.π€£
yes, the world will not end in 11 years because of pollution
if they were right the world wouldβve ended billions of times already
a lot of people just say the world is going to end just to get attention
Iβm pretty sure the Bible can prove that wrong anyway
if the world is ending on june 21 thatβll be one EPIC Fatherβs Day surprise!
Ummm cause my tablet has a glitch that won't let me do it
Wolrd Ending June 21, REAL or FAKE?
Cpt. Dedge of the royal guard
Cult members can join the hedgehog royal guard
Ummmmmmmmmm.......ok? Who's the Queen? π€π€π€
PROTEC DA QUEAN CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK
itβs ok Iβll pretend your a hedgehog
Ummmmmmmmmmm I actually can't change my pfp
our only goal is to protect da queen!!!!!!!!!!!!!
our goal is to protect our queen
use the hedgehog pic to join
we must bring more people into the cult ma broodah
I meant Josh not josj π
hi, I am new to the group.
you are in the cult forever
I must say, henri the hedge hog is looking dapper
typo: accepted not excepted
i feel like my hedge hog will have a identity crisis and has changed my headband to black and put on some yellow and blue sunglasses
I think they have excepted me into their cult/ brotherhood
also, is my time as Ugandan up?
my goodness, such a consensus
Yea it is ugly πππ
oof ima change it in 24 hrs
I choose gas mask instead
also I think I should switch my Ppe to a flame resistent suit because of America is burning
I mainly play free games cause I donβt care enough
I don't have a switch. No wonder why I'm total lost π
undertale is on the switch
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PS5 is coming out soon, so the PS4 will soon become obsolete, just like the Wii.
I want to get a ps4 just so I can play Detroit become human
I think so. but I am not 100% sure.
is it on the Nintendo switch
and your actions affect the game
undertale is a turn based combat game
kill ppl and take their family
what do u do in undertale
chara 1 hit kills everything but when she gets to undyne undyne doesnβt die because she has determination
what do u do in undertake?
Then chara said, βI havenβt had enough blood yet so I reset this world in order to kill everyone again.β She then killed monsters until she got to undyne
And the people wondered, βWhy are we telling the same Undertale story again?β
but she had determination, so she reached out to her save file to fight the flower again.
then the flower killed her and blood splatted on the ground
and he said, β Y O U I D I O T, I N T H I S W O R L D I T S K I L L O R B E K I L L E D
then he appeared behind her
but then all of the sudden flowey went missing!
they became great friends
there she met a flower named flowey the flower
then he swallowed her but she found out she had went through a portal and landed in a abandoned town
but the rock monster scooped her up
the girl ran for her life
the rock monster asked,βwhat are you?β
once a four year old girl found the rock monster
oh, and by the way I am secretly Bible Bird.
Hi, I am new to the group. Can I join ion the game???
doodoodoodo doo doo doo doodoodoo
he had a bad time. *meggalovania starts*
Everyone was scared of him, but he would never hurt anything
there once was a giant rock monster 50feet wide and 50feet tall
Then Sans killed them all. The end
this is the part when goat mom (Toriel) saves the main character from flowey
it is from the video game undertale
I think itβs called Undertale.
Wait....thatβs from a video game!!!!
The man took damage and then flowey grinned and said,β Y O U F O O L. I N T H I S W O R L D I T S K I L L O R B E K I L L E Dβ
So the man started grabbing all he could
flowey said, βdonβt worry about that. all you need to know now is that love here is spread with little white friendless pellets. so why donβt you go ahead and grab as many as you canβ
He asked her how she got there
his name was flowey the flower, and he met a human who had fallen into the underground world.
Once upon a time there was a flower
Should we start another story?
Well that was a crazy story, and probably the longest one so far π
then the spider said to the man as he was dying, βThis is why you shouldβve let me pour water on your burgersβ
And he laughed an evil laugh
Then he slaughtered them all
and then the spider appeared with a knife
there he had PTSD about spiders pouring water on his burgers
He knew something was wrong, so he went to a dark cave to hide
the fbi found out fast, the swat SRT was sent to his house
he bought c4 from the black market
but he decided that this wasnβt the end, and bought 7 nerf guns from target
one day a cctv camera saw him steal the product
Because Oreos were his favorite food π
Every once in a while a oreo fell in the floor and he ate it.
he got accepted as a window washer
He went to go apply for a job so he could sneakily put all the Oreos in a pouch and eat then
I donβt even know what to add to this π
He wanted to eat all of them!!!
it was an Oreo cookie factory
he saw a huge factory in an enormous city. He wondered what kind of factory it was
He went on a long journey to find something new.
But when he was never able too feed them enough he quit
he went broke and started working for giant pigs he gave them food
it shattered and the orangutan cam out and said, βnow because of your actions your water burger company will be cursed and all your employees will always pour water on your burgers
the man took it and threw it on the ground
The globe opened up. A giant orangutan jumped out, handed him a doorknob, and said, βLet the spider pour water on your burgers.β
They saw a mysterious golden globe sitting in the ashes
the manager said no your fired so then the man went back to his house that had burnt down and fire fighters were standing around it
And he was like, ain't that what I'm supposed to do? Waterburger is putting water on burgers, right?
His manager asked him what he was doing
he started to pour several gallons of water on the burgers
He got bored working at McDonaldβs, so he went to WaterBurger
the big spider worked at McDonaldβs
who eats computers for brain cells.
there was once a GIANT spider
And then what ABE said, I guess π
And when they saw him praying, he started to run away but he saw that they were clearly not going to hurt hi!
and they all live happily ever after
and at that moment all the zombies turned to humans
He started pray to God to save him
He went down into the basement and hid under the old bed
but then he woke up and was in his own home until he found that it was the zombie apocalypse he thought it was a dream but it was not could this be the end for him
he went through there and saw the demon squirrel once again.
He saw a tunnel were the board had been
He tried to think of what it could have been
He saw that there was a board in the pit and he used it to cover the entrance
He could hear the thing and it was close
He wasn't looking were he was going and he fell down a pit
He could hear the thing running behind him
the unknown object then turned to the boy
The boy ran while the un none object ate the squirrel
Something came out of nowhere and are the squirrel for dinner π
then the demon squirrel appeared from darkness and throttled his tongue out
He used to watch the twilight zone when he was younger, but he never thought it could actually come true
Yβall are confusing π
I guess that could go together
and threatened him with a knife
the tree burst into flames and spoke to him like the burning bush that spoke to Moses, it said
then a man in all black jumped out from behind the tree
He ran for what felt like hours to find somewhere safe to stay
He found that he was lost. And the lightning struck a nearby tree
He didnβt know what he had gotten himself into
He saw (faintly in the rain) a lantern slowly moving farther and farther away
He ran towards the light as fast as he could
he landed into the wet streets of his home town and he saw a light in the distance
He screamed and jumped out the window
then suddenly a squirrel 200 feet high and with 400 teeth and deadly claws busted out of his tv
It sounded like a, monster-sized animal!
Then there was a loud noise outside.
There was one kid, wanted to up his ego. And he went outside.
but one child decided to stay upstairs and play video games
There was a giganic storm one night and everyone has to hide in there basement
I'll start up another story I guess
personal protection equipment
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πππ that's hilariousπππ
I read it to my sister and she walked away π
I read the turkey story to my friend and he hung up on me
I read the turkey story to my friend and he hung up on me
Her grandson gave her a box of cookies and she didn't know it was him and she loved them so much
within not one grandson that she hated
once there was a big fat grandma with a beard
that was because the turkey he was protecting saved him
and then the child fell off a Clift but somehow lived the 10000 foot drop
the child then swallowed the man whole
but the pilgrim said, βNo I donβt think we willβ and then proceeded to prepare the child as a thanksgiving meal because of his actions
let us let the turkey live, he has displayed signs of sentience
It was a kid, who was tall for a 10 year old.
The Pilgrims wanted to dice the turkey for thanksgiving. But one pilgrim thought otherwise...
"I don't think i like where this is going" the turkey said frightfully.
βhello children,β said the lead pilgrim, βletβs cook this big fat turkey.β
then the pilgrims came out of nowhere and attacked the turkey
he brought them to watch a documentary on how turkeys are killed mercilessly each thanksgiving.
then he said follow me I need to show you something
the ninja turkey, with his big size, made quick work of the samurai chicken. He stepped over the died chickens body, closing in slowly on the children stuck in the corner of the room
but bob the chicken turned out to be a professional samurai and brought out his sword to fight the turkey
They screamed in horror!!
the terror turkey was upon them!
They suddenly heard a weird noise coming from behind them.
Busting the closet door open, they picked up the chicken and tried to find their way about.
They named the chicken Bob the builder.
those two children were trapped inside a closet with only a chicken to accompany them
All the town folk were snug in their houses, except two lonely children.
It was a dark and stormy night.
should we do another one?
and slowly but surely the world died away and the beaver floats in space
He went on strike, took all the money from the cash register, and ate every chicken nugget on the planet.
because it was not βhis pleasureβ it was their pleasure
he got angry every time he had to say my pleasure.
where GOLD nuggets were scarcely used. (more like...probably not used at all))
then he got a job at Chick-fil-A
and he forced everyone to get a good nugget
he has now taken over the world