*gets over the wall* Arrow? Shoot.
Wow your suck a klutz* nods head disappointed* ow got shot with an arrow.
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Wednesday, Sep 15, 2021 at 11:24 AM
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the trip was now one week ago, and the enemy still hasn't come
We have to move out of here quick guys!
*Trips on Noah’s foot and makes a ton of noise😬🤣the enemy hears us but can’t figure out where we are*
*goes into a secret room and comes back with grappling hooks* Here!
Then we will go silently and we will need a few grappling hooks
But what about the enemy? they have made a wall to block us out from getting to the side of the city where your helicopter is
Ok I have to go on a ten mile walk anyone want to come with me?
Or we could use my private helicopter
We use rope... and get some warm clothes... maybe we could ride mountain goats!
but how will we great it over the mountains?
we will need to do some miner fixs... but it should work well!
my great great great etc grandfathers pirate ship he found!
hmmm *stares into space**looks through Elgawas papers**looks at something no one can see* I got it! *runs off to do something*
Which, is basically and ocean.
uhhhhh.... *looks through papers* I think it is over yonder mountains and past the very-deep-lake.
Great idea but where do we find this lost place?
Accidentally breaks something* oops 😬 that will come out of my pay check * stops and thinks* do I Even have a pay check?
Or... (Me: *whispers to the nearby drummer boy* Drum roll, please. Drummer boy: *Doesn't hear me* Me: DRUM ROLL! Drummer Boy: oops sorry.) We could raid the lost isle of untold dangerous, and hopefully find great treasure!
tough luck on that one, i'll sit that out too
who shouls the sandwiches raid next to get bananas
yikes. raiding amazon doesn't sound like the right thing to do period.
Because we don't have enough money to pay for ambulance damage... Because Amazon still isn't sponsoring us.
Good!!! Noah, the ambulance is here. Uh... don't break anything...
"k!" *sandwiches running of to raid Amazon*
ATTENTION ALL SANDWICH SOLDIERS! IF YOU FIGHT FOR US, AND RAID AMAZON FOR NOT SPONSORING THE GREAT MACHINE THAT CREATES YOU, WE WILL GIVE YOU ALL A BANANA EACH!
Hmm... Well pbj might like bananas so...
Ok Ok, go raid Amazon!!!🤓*actually it might be harder then just telling them to just go raid amazon*
lets train the sandwiches to raid amazon and not us
for NOT SPONSORING OUR MACHINE
AAHHHHHHHH!!!!! SOMEONE CALL AN AMBULANCE! I WILL HELP FEND OF THE SANDWICHES! *draws mighty fryng pan and smashes the sandwiches*
I’ve been hit with peanut butter! I need a medic
*pulls out gun* oh... this is my nerf gun... fine I'll use it *pulls out a lot of nerf ammunition*
*pulls out finger guns* I know what to do! * charges into sandwiches and starts shooting*!
Your sandwich’s have tuned evil and are attacking us!
Amazon should know this. *nods*
WHY. This machine is the best machine EVER!
Amazon didn't want to sponsor us
*asks Amazon for sponsorship*
it makes 20 sandwiches at one time now!
sorry I'll fix it *fixs the thing and make it better*
what am i gonna do with you two
cool machine! *breaks machine didn't do on purpose*
They're eating a lot but I think they're pretty full now so that's good.
Yeah, I honk that's enough peanut butter! Thanks! *builds a pbj sandwich making machine*
I decided to play animal crossing for a while😉
I'm father than my dad so he can't help me.
my boomerang is not working right😑
I'm stuck in Jabo Jabo's belly ☹️
i own ocarina of time my dad taught me how to beat it
it's a Great and hard game
right now I'm playing ocarina of time and I'm using the online guide called Zelda dungeon
alolan which zelda game is that
how much do we have left Elgwana?
(brings two million more of everything)
(brings 15,000 jars of peanut butter and jelly. also brings 15,000 loafs of bread.)
and some brought there own food
And we don't have enough peanut butter.
why exactly do we need all these people, by the way? they're all just demanding pbj sandwiches...
British Columbia has sent 500 men.
first overtaking of group
I got the whole country of ol'd englan :D
that's all the men in WishBrook
and sir, the small town of WishBrook sends 20 men.
just informing you the whole town of Victoria in Texas supports our cause. They have contributed 1000 dollars.
just get whoever you can it doesn’t matter who it is
when? I'm not available today but tomorrow row would be fine
why are we meeting at the White House for a secret meeting??
Now I’m even more confused lol
We are all meeting at the White House for the secret meeting
Get them from Texas and bring them to Washington DC
idk what going on anymore lol
where should we get reinforcements, sir?
anybody able to get reinforcements will be favored
ok guys we need reinforcements FASt
Soo win will we do that Minecraft thing ?
look at the Revolution group thats our mission
There should be a rule against HI
Ah yes of course. Good, good.
Yes um Commander do we have a mission?
What is the mission Hallo?
alr your back to Corporal Elgwan
Next time will be gone gone for you
sorry I was gone Soo long I was day fishing
uh @sethers demote him to PFC
This is my greeting, hi! I’m not a spy to spy on you just a normal person 🙃
Yes Hallo, he has been causing trouble, what shall I do?
what has Elgwan been doing to cause trouble?
uhhh its a rank above private
hmmm for 2 days you will be a PFC
i see you’ve been causing trouble
is there anything I need to be updated on?
hi I finely found this group!
I’ll check with the top commanders
If there were some lizards on the group then maybe😂.... Iwould have to talk to my officials
And are you guys still looking for allies? Memorize in Christ would be happy to have an alliance with you guys!
I think I found the perfect greeting
Thanks, not a lot. just having trouble brining Elgwan to the King
*Becomes super man and throws Elgwan into a garbage can*😁
in the middle of the staff was lighting
*takes out staff again* lighting hits it it trns in to too staff
*gets back up* I now forever dislike lighting. *gets another broom and throws it at you*
*lighting strikes the bucket, and handcuffs, shattering them* *starts flying up into the air with lighting all around me* *red lighting starts to form in my hands* *shoots red lighting at sethers and Katelyn*
*Wacks Elgwan on the head* *should I have done this? he might be gone gone*
*Bring handcuffs and locks him up*
*looks completely unperturbed* *puts a bucket over elgwan's head* Sethers, we need handcuffs.
*eyes start glowing in lighting right before Katelyn wacks me, and then lighting strikes the broom, disinigrating it*
*takes out a broom and wAcks Elgwan*
naw you have met your DOOM
*takes a staff out of sack with a glowing red Ruby on it* *points it at sethers*
Perfect. Sir, you are coming with me to see the top notch guy
STAE BACK IS MY LAST WONDERING YOU WONT BE HABY !!!!!!!
stae back I'm worning you
Yes, lets do that. *whole world notified*
I’m a 4 star general too btw, just so that the whole world can know haha😂
Would you like me to take him to the King and Queen 4 star general?
Sir, please explain this outrageous behavior.
Actually, I am extremely confused, sir. 😂
noooooooo Bible memorizer please don't leave please pretty please noooooooooooopoopppppppppoppp :'(:-(:-(:-(:-(:'(:'(:'(:'(
I don’t think I did anything 🤔
I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING I AM INNOCENT
M_E
Saturday, Apr 24, 2021 at 11:42 PM
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nooooo!
The Lieutenant has gone mad...
Structure! Structure! Order! *bangs head on table
bible memorizer i will please ask you to leave bc you are not above private but you can join Kings and Queens Revolution
Wait... this isn't private.... IS IT 😂
please join memorize Gods word. thank you
So... what does the king do?
One day people, and there’s 135 new messages!!!
oh sorry Hallo I didn't know 😅
I mean, what are my QUALIFICATIONS?
Wait who saYs? THIS ISN'T OFFICIAL 😂
this revolution has no order
*takes out dimonds and emralds and rebuilds it in 30 minutes with the dimonds and emralds*
Your rebuilding this place ya know.
*takes out more* *lights it* *throws it at Katleyn* *building gets the rest of the way destroyed*
*grabs all th tnt and throws it in a barrel of water*
GET THE TNT OUTTA HERE YOUR DESTROYING EVERYTHINGGGGGG
*meeting place partly destroyed* sorry :-[
haha, someone really needs to make a structure for this revolution or it will be worse than the French one.
*accedently lights tnt* Oops.
puts tnt in all the sacks
let this begin *puts everything back in to the sack*
were just preparing in case they want war
*freaks out wondering how you guys are going to get allies by fighting*
*dras sord puts on chanmel amore * rede *grins*
WHO’S READY TO GET SOME ALLIES!
*puts on army clothes* *grabs M2 helmet* *grabs BAR*
and yeah i like the stay calm
idk. Do we just remember the old Queen, and the old cause and fight for that or...uh....WHOS THE QUEEN
and the queen rescued someone from a prison or something
There was, lol. And it was josh that touched it and got noodle arms
wasn't it a war against Spain or something? idk...
who still remembers the main storyline of the revolution?
who touched the ardvarch ?
Is that like, your way of saying hi?
OH yeah, I remember the paintings
*makes angry face* *picks up horn and blows it as hard as I can in your ear*
What is this.... a contest?
WELL MY GRANDFATHER TOLD ME HOW DOS NACHOOOOOO LICKED THE PAINTINGS AND HOW PEOPLE GOT NOODLE ARMS. *stands up and bangs fist on the table* *dog starts barking again*
Also, what's wrong with your eyes. they look loose
Well my grandmother was Katelyn, I'm named after her.
Im an ancient race. my father was from the time of the old revolution, he knew Dos Nachoooooo.
...Why do you need all that?.... How did you not die from carrying that around? *more confusion*
Ugh, this sack is getting heavy. *takes out sword and puts it on the table* *takes out bow and arrows and puts them on the table* *takes out a sheild and puts it on the table* *takes out a waterskin and puts it on the table* *takes out sleeping mat and puts with the other stuff* *takes out saddlebag that has dimonds, gold, and emralds in it* *takes out saddle* *takes out a horn made from an elephants tusk* *blows it as hard as I can* *building shakes* That feels better... Ow... what's that? *takes out 50 knives and compass* *takes out an anvil* *takes out a dog that starts barking* That's it... wait... don't froget the horse.....
*rolls eyes again* Corpral.
*confusion* Then what should we call you?
*rolls eyes* remember I have no name
Have no fear. By the way, what's your name? *writes something else on the paper
Well, I guess that goes down in the list of people to talk to. *writes furiously fast on the paper*
*starts scribbling something down on paper* Dogs for Jesus would make a good allie....
For in this time, we desperately need allies.
We should. We need to create allies, not enemies.
Hallo says we should raid someplace and force them to join the revolution. I say that regular coaxing would do the trick, though.
We go to the group, be super calm and normal... invite them to queeens and King's revolution, and then blow them up.
And if you don't, we will send a bunch of emoji swords at you.
Yes, This is a good idea.
and say if you cooperate you can have admin and add a plenty of verses
i say we say do you surrender to the kings and Queens Revolution
or should we just go kinda crazy
but how are we gonna stay low
we could raid psalm 91 the only safe place
*panic* RAID? RAID? NOOOOOOOOoOOOoOO *ahem* Anyway...
I uh, have to err, practice piano 😬
Katlyn is here, present for the meeting. *sits down*
That's so me all the tkme....*why do you want my phone? * *uh so I cam chat with strangers on a Bible website 😁*
YaY I found one 😆. @Lizette: Yeah, your right. (as always.) *quick calculations* 3:25... In like a hour... I think... maybe...😂
*plans a beautiful evil plot to *STEAL* *ahem* BORROW MY MOMS PHONE* *Why do you want my phone?* *oh, cause I need a timezone, uh, thing for a secret meeting*
Ill have to check, like my old math book or something😂
oof. i have to take my grandma to the store to get groceries today.....I forgot....😬 i don't know if I'll be done by 3....
Yeah, idk what 3:25 your time is my time
Yes sir. *bows* (what timezone are you in?)
and talk how we are going to do it
we dont have too get on at the same time we just gotta find a group to start at to get a bigger Revolution and
uhhh maybe at like 3:25 p.m. maybe
Yeah, like some of us used to. Do you mean that you'll be on all day hallo?
I mean, coming on at the same time would certainly be fun 😂
Waitttt what does "secret meeting" mean? Everyone just comes on to chat at the same time?
I don’t think I’ll be able to be on much tomorrow, so it would be nice to have a time
@Nadia alolan was lieutenant when i thought that was a higher rank so since you wanted colonel you became colonel with alolan
same, I don't exactly know what's going on 😆
me wot rank or you if you don't mind me asking
I have no clue what’s going on 😂
I don't think anyone actually ranks other people
so win will we have a secret meeting
I thought I was a Colonel...
Colonels: This rank allows you to join secret meetings and advertise dates for Revolutions (alolan11, Nadia).
ok i guess you can be high rank private
I thought bible memory in General
M_E
Wednesday, Apr 14, 2021 at 8:30 PM
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let's just say that john finger wasn't really part of the revolution til like the last fatal week, but he seems to know about almost everything
i dont have you as a General, Colonel, Lieutenant, or a Corporal
in Kings and Queens Revolution
so we will please ask you to leave
this is for high ranks only
wait how do you know about this group